Jonathan Harker or whoever: Oh damn, I forgot my keys. I'm locked out.
Dracula: I can fix that.
Jonathan Harker or whoever: Oh right, since you've been invited in before, you can to use your vampire powers to enter and unlock it from the inside
Dracula, having already pulled a wolf out from under his cape somehow and thrown it like a javelin through the nearest window: wait what
Jonathan Harker or whoever: ...
Dracula: ...
Dracula: Yeah I guess that would have worked too
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If you need a reason to vote for Kamala
So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
.... You know?
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.