always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
make those twinks panties drop like joe biden from the election
I FUCKING HATE YOU THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT HE DROPPED OUT
Oh my God, I think I need to sleep.
The people on this website are so, so weird.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
Do not turn on the sound
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
i nut and then my meat go soft?
Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA