Bats Illuminated By Lightning

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

bisexual with a preference for the same sex does not mean “one foot out of the closet.”

bisexual with a preference for the opposite sex does not mean “trying to get attention.”

lesbian does not mean “masculine.”

gay does not mean “feminine.”

transgender does not mean “going through a phase.”

transsexual does not mean “a disappointment.” nor does it mean “gender identity confusion.”

asexual does not mean “prude.”

demisexual does not mean “prude.”

pansexual does not mean “easy.”

heterosexual does not mean “normal”

Your does not mean “you are”

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

New Pope

My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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Fuck that beard is amazing

Ecosocialist praxis