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IEYTD Lore #1 Pheoness’s Beginnings

(I totally forgot to give info on how Pheoness acted when she started working with Reginald and Pheonix so here you go!)

Pheoness hears the door of her office creak open just enough to slip an earpiece in her office before it is closed again. Great. Another new Handler. Her track record of Handlers is…not great to say the least. She wouldn’t be surprised if they ditched her for another agent, just like the others. The sound of her phone ringing interrupted her thought process. She picks it up, hearing the familiar voice on the other end, it was Pheonix. She remembers him during spy training. He was so young, so innocent to what he’ll be experiencing here. “Hey Pheoness! You got the earpiece too?” The two were put in an Agent duo, two agents that would work closely together on similar missions and even do them together at times. She doesn’t want to watch the poor thing get slowly withered by the duties they have to fulfill here, but the higher ups gave her no choice. It also means they will have the same Handler. “Yea, Pheonix I got it.” She responded unenthusiastically, getting the earpiece and putting it in her ear, a man who sounded like he was in his 50s came from the earpiece “Greetings Agents, I will be your handler, I will guide you if needed.” Pheonix nodded a cheerful “okay” while Pheoness rolled her eyes “And lemme guess, you just sit on your butt all day while we’re out here risking our lives?” There it was. She just HAD to make another snarky comment. She couldn’t help it though, it was in her nature to shut people out, and she couldn’t even say sorry due to her stubbornness. There seemed to be silence from both The Handler and Pheonix for a little while before Handler spoke up “Well, looks like someone has an attitude.” He replied with a slightly exhausted tone “I’m so sorry, sir. She doesn’t mean it!” Pheonix said in a panic “Oh, it’s really alright..I have heard your reports Mrs Pheoness. I saw you were a wild card so I took the job.” “Yea, that’s what they all say until they reach their snapping point.” She scoffed “Can you at least keep your comments to yourself for 5 minutes so I can explain your first mission?” She thought about it for a second before sighing “Fine, say what you need to say, Handler.”

And that’s how Operation Friendly Skies began:)

Info about my two lil babies

Agent Pheonix:

He/him

35 years old

Loves arson and fire in general

ADHD fr

Been in the agency for 11 years

Has scrapes and burn marks that increase as he gets through more missions

Loves goofing off

Energetic little brother energy

Loves causing chaos

Changes gloves in different missions

Loves setting Pheoness up with Reggie and annoying her in general

Thinks of Pheoness as a big sister/mom

Acts innocent but can make the most dirty jokes if desired

Has begged agency to get him an office puppy

Agent Pheoness:

She/her

49 years old

Major Asexual

PTSD and Anxiety:(

Has been in the agency for most of her life

Prefers tuxes and suits over dresses

Also has several cut and burns marks but has distinctive hand prints at times from being slapped by administration

Burns her hand after KBOOM and gets a robotic one

Chaotic but tired gremlin

Cant resist food (Especially cake)

Loves making sarcastic or snarky comments to hide her vulnerabilities

Growing fondness for Reginald

Doesn’t feel good enough for her friends at times

Internally feels bad for the people she sees injured or killed, even if they work for Zor.

Knows she’s smart but doesn’t want to make Pheonix feel dumb in comparison

Loves her friends deep down though

Thinks of Pheonix as an annoying little brother

Has begged the agency to get her an office kitten

POV: Handler exists

Me:

Dear Cosmo,

It has been less than 24 hours since I have stolen your Handler. I am reporting that he is doing well with me. He’s too adorable that you’re probably not getting him back. But on the plus side, I took some pics to show you how he’s doing

First off, I made him his own little desk. I think he really likes it!

He decided to take a nap. Shhh! Don’t wake him up! He’s very sleepily from working all day.

He can fit in my hand. Dang it. Honestly, who gave him the right to be this adorable?

We are learning the secrets of the Universe. Soon, everyone shall fear our knowledge.

That’s all! I love him so much that I might take more pics of him💛💛💛

Thank you again for letting me have the tiny man!

Your style for Reginald is so. Dang. Adorable! I love him so much and he shall be protected. (Btw I stole him, he is mine now and I will give him as much sleep and headpats he requires:)💛

i’m so glad you like my interpretation of our favorite handler!! take good care of him. he could probably use the sleep…

Um..Pheoness…? Are you okay..?

These two are adopted siblings, your honor.

also Pheoness has some serious trust issues…does the agency have a therapist?

also, bonus

….Pheoness…?

I swear I remember being so happy in the credits that I got to listen to Reginald’s story in the credits of 3, but then ROXANNA interrupted and even though her little speech was heartwarming, I was so devastated to not hear Reggie’s story WHY DONT YOU TRUST CHICKENS ANYMORE😭

Reginald: *in the middle of a long winded story that has nothing to do with the mission*

Agent Phoenix: ...

Reginald: ...

Agent Phoenix: hey? Why'd you stop talking?

Reginald: oh... I thought I might be boring you.

Agent Phoenix: don't be silly. I love hearing your stories.

Reginald: *tearing up* you do? No one's ever said that to me before.

The Fabricator in the background

Fabricator: Do it, I wanna see the answer to that😈

Agent Phoenix: if you kiss me, I will cry.

John Juniper: like... A good, happy cry? Or a devastated, miserable cry?

Agent Phoenix: ... I'm not sure.

Operation: Stage shenanigans

Pheonix was on crew duty so Pheoness was stuck dealing with an fangirling Reggie🥲

PHEONESS NoOoO!!!

If there’s one thing Agent Pheoness can’t resist, It’s chocolate cake🥹

(PFT POOR REGGIE🤣)

Reginald: How in the name of the agency would I ever betray you?! I was literally crying my eyes out when you almost died THREE TIMES AGENT!!!!

Agent Phoenix: as you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. And we've established this.

Reginald: where am I on the list?

Agent Phoenix: well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

I just imagine Juniper remembering this sometime later…

John Juniper: For an agent, you’re a surprisingly good actor.

John Juniper: *walking around without security, getting harassed by a crazed fan* oh, uh- *sees Phoenix and grabs onto their arm* this is actually who I'm dating! Yeah, honey, this is a fan. Um... They've been following me for some time now.

Agent Phoenix: *who was trying to break into the theater for their mission, seeing how nervous John is* oh have they now?! You got something to say to my boyfriend? Make it quick because we have to go! What? Cat got your tongue? Can't speak now? Well then we shall be leaving! John is too busy and important for this! Come on, babe! *Pulls him away*

John Juniper: ... Thanks for playing along. *Holds on just a tad tighter as they walk into the building*

Their dynamic tho😭😭

Poor Reggie being smothered with work

but on the bright side, Pheoness has a little soft side for him💙💛

I honestly love their dynamic. They’re just so comforting with each other (And Phoenix in the background like 😃)

First Drawing of these two babies🥰

I couldn’t decide on which design I should make for my main Phoenix so now I have both Phoenix and Pheoness! I love both of them💙🧡

Agent Phoenix is more goofy, lighthearted and laid back. Pheoness is more stoic and sarcastic but both of em are reckless little goofballs who love chaos and arson. The perfect duo

(Please do not ship these two. Phoenix is in his thirties while Pheoness is in her late fourties)