In Which Everyone Lives, No One Dies, And They Live Happily Ever After The End.

Here is a reminder:

It’s okay to ask for help. You don’t have to do everything by yourself. Lean on your support system. Don’t let yourself drown in your pride.

You don’t have to do this alone anymore.

Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

"i would notice if you switched, so you must be faking"

bitch I can't even tell if i switched 80% of the time

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Boom. It’s cat jmart.

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

Everything about my taste in fictional men can all be traced back to that Minecraft king in the fallen kingdom music videos

via @swatercolor [insta]

Rereading the Hobbit is making me fucking SICK because what do you MEAN Thorin, through sheer force of will and homosexuality, held off on dying until they found Bilbo, presumed dead, so he could apologize????? I'm gonna throw up

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour