Aerixae - Jackie

Deeply fucking unsettling things about the Honored One himself, Satoru Gojo

Thanks to his ability to fuck with gravity, you put him in a blank, empty room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling with no doors or windows, he'll quickly lose track of which way is up. Realistically this situation would probably never happen, but the concept freaks him out ever since Geto made a joke about it once.

Gojo's body maintains a perfect thermodynamic equilibrium, making his skin creepily cool to the touch. He can go out in a blizzard with shorts on, and between that and Infinity, he'd be perfectly fine. It makes for a cool party trick, because he can stick his hand in a candle flame or put cigarettes out on his arms with no ill effects.

He's unsettlingly clean at all times, because dirt can't touch him. Gojo hasn't needed to use stain remover on his uniform in years.

He quite literally has six eyes. He keeps four of them shut and all of them hidden most of the time, though, because a) looking into all six at once would liquefy the brain of your average human, and b) his Six Eyes are constantly feeding unfathomable amounts of information into his brain every second. Even with his tolerance to his powers and mastery of the reverse curse technique, there's only so much stimuli a human brain can process without completely shutting down, and Gojo doesn't want to find out what that'll do to him--in a nutshell, just because he can see things that mankind can't even hope to comprehend doesn't mean he wants to.

He can perceive the entire electromagnetic spectrum, meaning he can see shrimp colors. Everyone else desperately wants him to describe the shrimp colors. Gojo continues to smugly refuse.

Because of his reverse curse technique constantly refreshing and regenerating his body, he just. doesn't really need to eat anymore. or drink. or even breathe. His body is basically frozen at peak physical condition, and it's very likely that he is functionally immortal.

Sometimes, Gojo forgets what pain feels like, because nothing can touch him. Pain feels almost like pleasure to him, because nothing can hurt him. Nothing can even touch him, and Gojo has secretly developed a perverted interest in seeing how badly he can mutilate himself before he's forced to reengage his technique and heal.

Gojo can bend and contort himself in ways that aren't humanly possible, run faster and farther and lift heavier objects than anyone alive, because his body can repair itself almost as fast as it's damaged, depending on how severe the injury. Basically, he has permanent hysterical strength, letting him push his body past its limits to perform feats that would kill a normal human with no ill effects.

Gojo doesn't sleep. He literally can't unless he releases his technique, because his body is constantly being refreshed and doesn't need to shut down. Oh well, it's for the better. He's most vulnerable while he's sleeping anyway, and it opens up his schedule by a lot.

His teeth grow now, almost like a rodent's. He has to file them down to be able to open and close his mouth properly, along with much more frequent trimming of his hair and nails.

His skin is oddly smooth, and unnaturally pristine. Gojo hasn't recieved a single scar since Toji sliced him open, and all the ones he'd recieved before are healed flawlessly at this point. His hands are so soft they make it look like he hasn't fought a day in his life, because calluses aren't able to form anymore.

Gojo's been around the world countless times now. He can go wherever he wants with a thought; the only cost is his sanity. Warping himself across the Pacific for lunch in San Francisco is fun, but he can only do it a few times a week if he doesn't want to have another... ah, episode.

These episodes involve blackouts, gaps in his memory where his powers manage to slip their leashes from overuse and literally short-circuit his brain. He's only had a few so far, and every time, he wakes up in the infirmary completely unscathed, with blood all over his clothes and an awful fucking migraine. Nobody knows what happens or where he goes, and all Shoko's been able to tell him is that when it happens, he seems to go into a giddy fugue before blasting his way out of the compound and vanishing for anywhere from days to weeks. Gojo's absolutely terrified of these episodes, because he's wholly aware that if he lost it for real, nobody would be able to stop him.

He looks human enough, but if you look closer, he quickly starts to set off the uncanny valley effect. It's like a wolf in sheep's clothing--because you know how dangerous he is, even though he appears relatively harmless at first. Everyone who meets him has the same fear response clawing at the back of their mind as their hindbrain screams at them to fucking run, because Gojo is an apex predator in the body of a prey animal. His very presence awakens primal fear that's been entrenched in every human since the dawn of time--the fear of things that go bump in the night, of cosmic horrors beyond what mankind can even hope to comprehend.

His eyes glow all the time now, and the energy crackling in the air around him feels like the static that comes before a lightning strike. Satoru Gojo is insistent that he's still human even though he's the strongest, but... is he, really?

Mhhh....

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Fan Theory: Alastor had a rivalry with Thomas Edison (yes, really) in the 1920s

I originally had a whole theory typed up with lots of evidence for this, but my computer crashed and deleted all of it, so here are some of the basic points of the theory that I came up with:

Alastor grew up in the early 1900s, when the phonograph, invented and sold by Thomas Edison, was the main form of music recording and playing in the United States. Alastor was likely called a "gramophile", or gramophone enthusiast "who eschewed a wife and children to focus on music", as he was an asexual during this era. However, radio started to replace phonographs in the 1920s-1930s, cutting into Edison's profits, to his frustration.

Alastor was a popular radio host in the 1920s-1930s, and was one of the main reasons why people were buying and using radios, instead of Edison's phonographs and records, to play music. If people could listen to music for free on the radio, why would they buy Edison's phonographs? (Alastor was quite smug about this.)

The quality of music on the radio was often better than on Edison's phonographs and recordings, as many radio shows provided live music, which means inviting the band and musicians to play live on-air. It wasn't something that could be mass-produced for profit, also to Edison's consternation.

Alastor's specialty was jazz, a form of music originally "invented by, and for, the phonograph". (He also dabbled in blues as well.)

Unlike Edison and other phonograph and record producers, who were often racist and used what is called "digital blackface" today (i.e. pretending to be Black in recordings, because hiring Black artists over white artists was unthinkable), Alastor was an authentic mixed-race Creole host, though likely "white-passing".

Vox seems to be based, at least somewhat, on Thomas Edison, particularly as Edison didn't just formerly control the music industry with the phonograph, but also the movie industry, with one source stating that 75% of Americans in the 1920s went to the movies "every week". (Edison sold his film studio in 1918.)

Alastor seems to have a special disdain for Vox and his "picture show", all movies and TV shows. My guess is that this came from his disdain for Edison Pictures and the movies vs. radio rivalry.

Edison died at the age of 84 in 1931 from old age and diabetes complications, whereas Alastor was killed in his 30s-40s in 1933.

As an edit, here is Part 2 of this fan theory with a lot more evidence.

Naga Lucifer just lounging in a tree.

Listen.

I don't care if Alastor called Charlie his daughter just to fuck with Lucifer.

I loved it.

No matter how fucked up, vile, or psychotic he is, I need him to care about something/someone. I want him to protect someone like he's protecting the hotel. I need the TINIEST shred of vulnerability.

📻𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬, 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬, 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 !🌹

They are my parents-

No Idea Why

Based on an ancient drabble request around the phrase, “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course, I’m in.” and one of them princes. I picked Kili.

Characters: Dwarrow!Reader, Kili, Fili, Thorin, Balin, Ori, Dori, Oín Location: Erebor, post BOTFA Warnings: Fluffy, a moment of angst, a bit o’ jealousy/anxiety Word Count: 6039 (well now… that’s a number)

AY I’M BACK. ENJOY THE FLUFF. I dove into something else in a fit of frustration and this happened. I like it. Yes.

“Y/N!”

You paused mid-stride, your foot floating just above the earth. Was someone saying your name? Or were you hearing things?

“Hey! Y/N!”

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JJK MENTAL HEALTH INSPIRATION

remember that gojo would want you to stay hydrated, and drink plenty of water. megumi wants you to learn more about yourself, and advance in life. yuuji wants you to make sure you’re comfortable, and not exhausting yourself socially. nobara wants you to spoil yourself, and buy that thing you’ve been wanting. nanami would love for you to take a step back, breathe, and re-evaluate yourself if you’re feeling off. how can you fix the issue? sukuna thinks you’re strong willed, and a powerful individual. don’t ever forget that. toge wants you to try something new, and panda wants you to learn a new skill. maki wants you to work on your physical capability, so that you can surpass any challenges.

utahime needs you to work more on mental balance, and understanding of your mind. mahito wants you to take long breaks after training, and take a nice long bubble bath. getou thinks you have potential, and to work on being more selfish with your time. do things for yourself, not everyone else; but mai wants you to be nice to others when it counts, so you don’t lose people you’re close to. noritoshi wants you to become more in tune with your senses. todou wants you to eat more, and stop skipping meals. toji wants you to stop being so serious, and growing up too quickly. enjoy your youth while you have it. choso wants you to take a nap, and sleep in. mei mei wants you to do a skin care routine, and hair masks. it’s been a long day, take care of yourself.

when you’re having a bad day, and you want to give up on taking care of yourself— remember to be at your best, for your comfort characters.

Good morning my Sam Girls

Theme of the day will focus on Sammy’s beautiful neck 

*none of the idea is mime