Me: Hey Carpenter Freddy Fazbear What Are You Making?

Your actions may seem fruitless now, but later on someone may feast upon the treasures of the tree you grew :)

Secret Panel HERE 🐿 tapas.io/episode/2967336

It's mine now (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ🥪

hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

So many customers will be like "aw man, Mondays amirite lol?" And I'm like "it's my Friday.. I have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off..." They act like no one works weekends lmao

People who work in the service industry live in a completely different world than 9-5ers.

May as well~

I love this so much. My serotonin levels are so high rn

Sound on ♡

Does anyone know more specifics on when it's coming out?? Is it just Fall?? No month??

THEY MADE HER EMO!!!!

Why do people expect retail workers to be bright and cheerful?? Like, how do you act at your job? Do you expect me to wake up every day going 'man, I'm so happy to go waste 9 hours of my day working at a place where I'm making $13/hr and customers treat me as less than human because I wear a blue vest and a nametag'??

sentence i found on a grocery store review

What would happen if someone was sentenced to life in prison, and then resurrected? Would they go back to prison? Would they just go free? Would it depend on what they did? How long would a resurrected person live post-undeath? A regular lifetime? How would they age(if at all)? What if you were resurrected so many years after you died, your skin/meat was gone? Would people who were going to eventually live again just not decay? Would they implement those bells that people could ring if they were buried alive? Would that be part of a graveyard job? Listening for bells being rung by people who undied? What would their time being dead be like? A nap that they just, wake up from? Or an afterlife that they got thrown out of?

i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

I noticed that the Disassembly Drones looked a bit like the Hazbin Hotel angels, and thought it’d be fun to combine them!