You Guys April Fools Came Early

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I just realized

I just realized how much I've been simping with my most recent posts. I humbly do apologize and will do it again. I literally have a google doc for just how much I simp over fictional characters. Please help me I'm going insane.

"Crack splat fsshhhhh" -- Something Rotten!

Say what you want about theatre, but even if you absolutely hate musicals with your entire being, you can’t deny that some of the rawest lines ever written come from the theatre (musical and otherwise).

Here, I’ll start:

“And when my prayers to God were met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance” – Hamilton

“You’re so nice. You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just nice. I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right” – Into The Woods

“Death’s a funny pal with a weird sort of talent; he puts his arms around my neck and walks me to the bed, he pins me up against the wall and kisses me like crazy” – Falsettos

“This one’s for kids shining shoes on the street with no shoes on their feet every day” – Newsies

That's cute, welcome to my clipboard on my SAMSUNG GALAXY S20 (!!!)))

- "The Rum Tum Tugger is an anime cat 🎉💖"

- "Gus-kun 💕 is 💫 the 😻 kawaii 💋 neko 💘 cat 🐈 at 💗 the 💥 theater 📷 door 🚪 uwu!!"

- "Christian Borle's nest role is as the eBay guy." I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice commands silence from the room. "She's right." It says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the first row stands: Christian Borle himself."

- A picture of a water bottle.

(The rest are links.)

https://www.bard.org/study-guides/synopsis-little-shop-of-horrors

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Jeremy-Jordan-Responds-To-Criticism-That-Hes-Too-Hot-To-Play-Seymour-In-LITTLE-SHOP-OF-HORRORS-20200206

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/shakespeare-bisexual-sexuality-evidence-plays-a9684056.html

Welcome to my clip board on my phone. I have an entire hunterpedia, the entire script of bread Bank thats kind of censored, my like 40 character email twice, a random tiktok, and "My name is jequavion tavious, I'm six years old, and I do drugs, steal, fight, gang bang, domestic violence, and I like to slap squirrels i find in trees"

sir this is a wendy’s

Cats(2019) starring Brian David Gilbert

WHAT HAVE I JUST WATCHED

he’s more powerful than we expected

facts

look i know ben platt is like really fucking famous now and that his vocals are absolutely magnificent and arguably one of the main reasons on as to why dear evan hansen became so fucking successful which is why they just HAD to cast him in the movie but like,,, i will still argue that having teenagers play teenagers in the movie would have been a lot more emotional and impactful since well the dark tones of the plot concerns teenagers so um yea Andrew Barth Feldman should've played Evan Hansen in the movie and I will die on that hill-

I'm ScOwLing and GrIMaCiNG

the true gods

Today was the best day of my life. I got to play a game of Kahoot about gorillas with my classmates. Thank you for being the best people a fellow comrade could ask for, HARRY STYLES, Feet 💖💖💖💖💖, Micah’s toe, and nina.

Christmas, wasn't it? Means "Christmas Almost!"