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“o’ full of scorpions is my mind dear wife,” I despair

the scorpions are the never ending need to bite into cardboard like a cat

i want to bite cardboard

i want the crunch

Bathtime 💖

breaking: esteban ocon didn't gel his hair today. 10 million billion dead 41 kajillion injured. awaiting further reports

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

I made more

this COULD be mercedes

There you are, innocently eating tapas at a restaurant, when you hear boss fight music behind you:

(He'll have the Caesar salad, gracias.)

This 10 meter tall statue of Augustus looms over Puerta Cinegia Gastronómica, a dining/shopping mall in Zaragoza, Spain. Augustus founded the town as Caesaraugusta (hence Zara-agoza) over 2000 years ago as a colony for veterans of the Cantabrian Wars, and many Roman ruins are still visible. I now want to visit Zaragoza.

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da mercs🧿