I'm Sorry But That's All I Can Think About After The Grass Trimming Commercial

i love being hateful. its my favourite pastime

i love judging people.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

i can turn water into piss, then piss into phosphorous, like a fucking alchemist. then call it gold. bet you couldnt

"jesus turned water into wine" ok ya well i can turn water into soup. watch me.

i blame my dad

AHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES EVERYHTING LINK TOGETHER WTF

all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far

saw that somebody put my old chart with just slimecicle, neil, and bill wurtz on here and it gained some steam lol. the pinterest comments asked for a sequel featuring jack stauber, will wood, and jerma985 so... here it is! enjoy. or don't, idc.

we should make a religion out of this

i have more to say but i cant think of it right now

breaking: esteban ocon didn't gel his hair today. 10 million billion dead 41 kajillion injured. awaiting further reports

alrighty then. im on my phone now. which im realising undermines all of my complaining but also, regardless of if i can use tumblr on here, i can’t do my homework on my phone soooooo

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p1astri!!