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Art by Jocelin Carmes

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???? People are shipping Riz??? With whom????? Please tell me it's not the four dogs villain girl I swear-

NO NO NO WERE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIZ IS ARO ACE HE DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE

I WILL PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH GREEN HEAVEN PLAYING ON REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP WITH THE RIZ SHIPPING

Shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!

What if inside area 51 is just a giant potato?

What to say instead of "trivially"

This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.

By circular reasoning we see that 

There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that 

Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that 

It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that

Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether

The Math Gods demand that

For legal reasons I am required to disclose that

Remember the basic laws of common sense: 

Life is too short to prove that

All the cool kids know that

Wherefore said He unto them,

With God as my witness,

As a great man once told me,

Galois died in order to show us that

It pleases the symmetry of the world that

Mama always told me

By Euler

By Fermat 

I know it, you know it, everybody knows that

You of all people should realize that

The proof is left to the reader that 

We need not waste ink in proving that 

It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that

I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that 

We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why,  

Barring causality breakdown, clearly 

Through the careful use of common sense,

According to prophecy,

This won’t be on the test, but 

When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,

Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that

By abstract nonsense,

My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that

The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that

The voices insist that 

Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us

1. Nope. Me neither

2. Probably January this year

3. Not yet

4. Fuck no I'm not a Chandler fan and I am not human at all

5. Probably their posture

6. Honey brown

7. Happy Ending, please

8. Any form of analysis

9. In a vegana

10. Swimming, table tennis, reading, movie analysis, gaming etc

11. Not yet

12. Chess is a sport? No. Then probably soccer

13. 5'8''

14. Maths and science

15. I have zero idea

15 questions 15 mutuals

Tagged by @youhaveaguineapigwhere and @caswinchester2000 !

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope

2. When was the last time you cried?

Like…a month ago?

3. Do you have kids?

Not that I know of

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

It’s my only defense mechanism 

5. What the first thing you notice about people?

How they treat people

6. What’s your eye color?

Whiskey 

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Scary movie with a happy ending?

8. Any special talents?

Not in my opinion

9. Where were you born?

In the pits of despair 

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing, drawing, being single, singing, over thinking my life choices, photography, watching tv, being sad about nothing and everything

11. Have you any pets?

Um, not really 

12. What sports do you play/have you played? 

No

13. How tall are you? 

5′4

14. Favorite subject in school?

English? Art?

15. Dream Job?

Writing? Directing? Film Editor? 

tagging literally anyone who wants to participate I am lazy 

must have been the wind