Well if anyone wants to CRY a little Guanyu did a Player's Tribune piece.
(reading chat) “did you see ishowspeed got the top one inch of his head cut off by a wushu blade?” is that true? can i get a, can i get a check on that? did ishowspeed get the top one inch of his head sliced off by a wushu blade? cuz an inch is like, a lot (laughs) i mean, i'd rather, i'd rather get the top one inch of my head cut off than the bottom one inch, for sure … he's in the hospital?!?! i never know if librarian's trolling. (googling) ishowspeed wushu blade … (reading results) three weeks ago: "ishowspeed becomes a kung fu master" … "ishowspeed's shocking moment when he pulled out a sword" … i gotta know man. "ishowspeed showcases incredible kung fu skills in china" … ishowspeed (laughs) one inch of head still there or not. hang on, let's ask grok. chatgpt, uh, (googling) chatgpt free … (typing) did ishowspeed get the top half of his head cut off- sorry, top (laughing) top one inch of his head chopped off by a wu .. shu .. blade please please pleasethank youthnaks thank you pelase if you would thank you plase thanks pleas eif you would please (sighs) what do you mean "searching the web", i can do that shit myself. why do i n- (laughs) why do i need your help to- "no he did not have the top inch of his head chopped off by a wushu blade. this appears to be a fictional or exaggerated rumor." okay there you go. "there are no credible reports or evidence to suggest that ishowspeed experienced any injury involving a wushu blade or had a portion of his head removed. the rumors about such an incident are likely fabricated or based on misinformation." (laughs) alright. thats fucking funny man. they say chatgpt can't make you laugh, it's got no sense of humor … "there's no credible reports or evidence to suggest that ishowspeed experienced any injury involving a wushu blade or had a portion of his head removed." that's fucking funny. that's a funny ass sentence, man.
My name... is Bu-sama。
俺様の名前は... ブ様。
My size: Big.
身長: 大きい。
My intelligence: Also big (genius).
知能指数:それも大きい(天才)。
My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.
趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。
this cut is the funniest thing ever actually
Toshiki Oyu during the first race weekend in Suzuka, 3.8.25-3.9.25 (x)
Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]
Kai seems soooo too cool for school but also he's great at art and his best friend is the biggest nerd at camp and his first instinct is to give a frog a knife and apparently he's also a theater kid
Yuki the koala
Click for a surprise! :)
DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT AT!!!
Do you think Professor Layton took the shot or why are you sending me this???