Actually-mentally-ill - 𐙚˙⋆actually Mentally Ill .˚ ᡣ𐭩

you know that theory that everyone has their own heaven? Well, mine would be something like this

me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]

me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

extremely ticklish

runs away from feelings

also problems

expects the world to be handed to her on a silver platter

bad communicator

awkward and shy around people i like

refuses to make plans ever

how do you even talk to boys i dont get it

sarcastic asshole

She's just a toddler.

Look at this ship Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my otp list's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl The girl who ships ev'rything? Look at these loves angst to behold How many feels can one otp hold? Lookin' around here you'd think (Sure) she's ships everything I've got eye sex and tension aplenty I've got fanfics and graphics galore (You want headcanons? I got twenty) But who cares? No big deal I want more

JESUS CHRIST I JUST DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

DIED

Maybe i couldn't fix him but i could fuck the life out of him.