Silly Little Vid That Came To Me In A Vision

he loves humans :’(

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but in the pub scene when aziraphale tells Criwley he told tge angel's he made Nina and Maggie fall in love- criwley suggests he just do a miracle to fix it. Aziraphale says it doesn't work that way. To me this implies that criwley has never tried to make someone fall in love but aziraphale HAS.

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

gi hun lovers of all kinds please can we be mutuals 🙏

Also I forgot to mention that she also prefers Crowley with long hair and I have never loved a person more in my entire life.

I convinced my friend to watch Good Omens with me on Friday during our lunch period and when she said Crowley was her favorite character so far I was ready to get down on one knee and marry her

tragic news: no one in the entire world seems to care about these very niche characters in the exact same way that you do

oh, but can you imagine what they could have had?

a starmaker bubbling over with joy, a demon questioning god on the walls of eden. a being who fell in love with an angel, fearing heaven and hell but fighting them anyway because that's what is right, what is decent. because that is who he is.

that demon would have spoken 'i love you' out-loud to his angel as soon as he heard humans using it. that crowley would have loved openly, unashamed, willing to stand between aziraphale and their worlds.

but aziraphale couldn't do any of that, and so he carried the weight of his silence on his shoulders because there is nothing worse than loneliness, is there? i love him, we're not alone, it has to be enough.

eventually, he thought, he will be able to stand hearing me say it. that day never came, and what happened?

a demon who hides behind sarcasm and pretence because he learned that is how the world, how aziraphale, wants him. a demon that never speaks of his true feelings, a demon that never admits to love, a demon that submits to an angel's will because he cannot lose him, because he refuses to lose him, no matter how high the price.

finally, he thought that day. finally i can tell him. finally we can stop pretending, finally I can stop hiding.

then aziraphale accepted an offer and after six thousand years of hoping for more, he lost it all instead.

angry horny divorcees

in the same vein as my heartbroken slutty crowley, i present this messy makeup/brakeup(???) sex. i need them to be so so angry at each other once aziraphale visits earth but i also need them to be so needy. it has to be as aggressive as the first kiss. marks to say remember me you idiot and youre still mine but also fuck you.

i won't make a habit of it, but for now, enjoy the full versions on ao3

I just realized this omg

I LOVE TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI‼️‼️‼️

we’ve already talked about this but i just think it’s so funny that gi hun had literally met in ho like all of 2 seconds ago and then in his dalgona dream sequence he’s the first one standing behind him and the one whose opinion he cares about the most.