"You Should Wear Little Booty Shorts To Your Cross Country Meet," -10/9

"If you're in a public area, and you're shitting, I just can't finish, I'm too shy." - 12/12

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"I'm an alpha sigma, you're a beta!"

"No, I'm the sigma beta!" -2/26

"He is 16, there is a law against this," - 9/6

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"You wanna gobble me up, Grady?" -11/15

"Oh my god, its the ghost of portable 17" - 10/17

"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26

"*coughs*"

"You vapin?"

"yeah?"

"Quit." - 2/13/25