"No Maam, No Ham, No Turkey, No Jam," -9/27

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"I do not watch videos about gay dudes prepping their assholes for sex" - 3/8

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

“So you’re a home wrecker? Yes yes I am”-8/24

"You're my little poopy chacka"-3/27

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17

"Does your mommy do that for you? Or maybe your Daddy, too?" - 9/11