"Me, The Sussy Baka In This Shit"-5/3

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"I'm gonna suck the shit outta that candy cane"-12/15

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"Grady did you know this guy likes to molest dogs?" - 12/1

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"You're my little poopy chacka"-3/27

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17