"He Can Put Cheese In My Hair Anytime" - 12/6

"Did you just grab his tit?"

"You're a furry,"

"Hell yeah I am!"-4/6

"The incest filters through the classroom"-10/25

"I have really short toes for some reason"-10/18

"Uh yeah, he was eating my ass"-9/29

"I'm so out of my Jewish Era"-9/22

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17

"When he was in England, he had to sword-fight some dude for looking at his ass" -11/14

"*coughs*"

"You vapin?"

"yeah?"

"Quit." - 2/13/25

"Bro look at my disstrack"

"That's a sexual fantasy," -2/5