Okay So I Decided To Draw My Three Creepypasta OC's. They're All Called Blankface (Top Is Blankface #1

Imagine it

You’re in the girls lockerroom.

There are toilets in there.

A girl walks out of the stall saying “The toilet won’t flush coach.”

The coach walks out of her office.

She checks it out.

“The toilet’s won’t flush guys, don’t use them.” The coach shouts.

You turn to your friend after hearing this.

You get close to his ear.

You whisper, “Imagine taking the fattest fucking shit in those toilets then all the sudden the toilet just doesn’t flush.”

Based on true events.

I'm questioning if I should log off or not

Forgive me.

What I Want

1. Stars on my skin. That’s right fuckers I want stars on my fucking skin that glow in the dark. Now, not in random places, no. In certain places on my body (Elbows, wrists, knuckles, knees, neck, etc.) there are just a fucking CLUSTER of stars that glow in the dark.

2. Pitch black eyes with an entire fucking GALAXY in them. Anywhere there is black because the galaxies couldn’t touch them is just able to reflect like a mirror. Galaxies are Seyfert's Sextet and Swicky's Triplet. 

3. When I blush, the blush is fucking purple and black and it glows in the dark in some spots. Self-explonatory.

4. A space suit helmet to wear. Just the helmet. That’s it.

5. Glass corsets littered with space things on it. You know those glass and gold corsets on pinterest? Those.

6. Hundrends of buttons I can stick on my shirts. Particularily space themed.

7. SHARP TEETH. I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WANT SHARP TEETH. NOT ALL OF MY TEETH SHARP, NO. ONLY MY TOP CANINES ARE SHARP. AND THEY ARE S H A R P.

8. Glasses heels, gloves and acessories. The corset thing but make it acessories.

9. Extremely fantasy-like dress. You know, like the ones on pinterest.

10. Angel wings with eyes on them. As a mask. If I don’t want to wear the helmet I’m wearing the fucking angel wing mask.

11. Skeleton corset thing.

12. I want an entire fucking solar system rotating around my head as if I was The Sun. I just do. It’d make me feel important and special :)

13. Horns. I want fucking HORNS. Like BALLISTIC HORNS. These shits are whiter than snow and glow but they emmit no light. They have no shadow.

14. Third eye. Give me a third eye. The eye colors change to the light levels provided an glow depending on the light levels. Also the actual eyeball itself can just open the fuck up to a mouth with teeth and a tongue.

15. Space hair. I want hair that is black and sparkly and has stars in it. This shit floats. Give.

That’s right bitches, I don’t even want to be a human anymore. People really thought they could hurt me by dehumanizing me? Fuck that, I’ll just become a goddess-alien hybrid thing. Checkmate, what’s your next move?

And for reference as to what I mean by the glass thing and fantasy like dress, I mean this:

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you are like an empty tip jar

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Pictures from Japan

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

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Pictures of the Andromeda Galaxy (The Galaxy Neighboring Ours)

Some Stock Photo Sign Reminders To The RPC From Your Friendly Neighborhood Psychotic Because As Much As I Love Halloween I Am Actively Scared Of This Shit!!

happy goddamn halloween (some of these have captions)