I Truly Hate The Word "unalive." There Are So Many Other Euphemisms That Fictional Italian Mobsters Worked

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we've all seen trans boy dipper pines but i think more people should consider trans girl mabel. that girl has the most gender euphoria of all time shes over the moon to get to do preteen girl things like having sleepovers with her besties and crushing on boys and covering herself in glitter. also i think it makes dippers manliness crisises 3x funnier if mabel already had a gender revelation years ago and is just chilling. see my vision.

this story from thisisnotawebsitedotcom is so creepy and fascinating. like this little triangle guy literally took over a corpse and started a cult

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The Luretail Viper (Crotalus neonatus) is a species of large rainforest snake with a complex lure mechanism. It mimics the look and sound of a primate baby in distress to attract prey, striking when they get close. Tourists are advised not to listen to baby cries in the forest.