The Way My Blades Are Flirting With Me Has Me Blushing Ngl

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

Last night i was in my room, then all of a sudden i felt like my limbs were being weighed down. I could move but it took a lot of strength. Then i started hearing things repeating the same word over and over again. Then i saw people staring at me and not breaking eye contact. Surely i can't be the only one to have something happen like that? Why could i do stuff completely fine right after? Like i straight up watched youtube after?

Credit to aqnesmbr on pinterest

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

I need to eat AGAIN???? EVERYDAY??????? MULTIPLE TIMES???!?!?!????

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious