Abreviat - Rose

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

i love this site bc everyone straight up encourages being out of your goddamn fucking mind

cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it

Something that needs to be talked about more is how you'll randomly get over a depressive episode because of the most minor things?? I know as soon as one minor inconvenience happens it'll come back but I'm at peace with that. Still baffled at how easy it is to be okay, even for a few days.

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

me scrolling pinterest at 2 am