Abreviat - Rose

“And I feel that as long as I stay here, then there might be some kind of tiny chance that there is something remotely good in this world.”

Solitaire by Alice Oseman

Last night i was in my room, then all of a sudden i felt like my limbs were being weighed down. I could move but it took a lot of strength. Then i started hearing things repeating the same word over and over again. Then i saw people staring at me and not breaking eye contact. Surely i can't be the only one to have something happen like that? Why could i do stuff completely fine right after? Like i straight up watched youtube after?

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY????

Felt inspired by a recent submission that felt kinda similar to my own experience.

AITA for playing Gangnam Style when my roommate jerks off?

I live in a college dorm with 2 bedrooms and a tiny common room. I (trans man) have one roommate (cis man). We get along fine, except roommate loves to jerk off loudly Every Night. The other bedroom is directly next to mine and the walls are paper thin. I can hear everything, from his porn to every sound he makes. Every once in a while, I play Gangnam Style through my laptop speakers, just loud enough for him to hear it through the wall.

Some info:

1. I don't do it every time he jerks off. I strategically wait long enough between times so he might think I've moved on from the bit and then I Oppa Gangnam style him again. I'm trying to condition him to be too nervous to jerk off loud as hell lest Psy's voice graces his orgasm.

2. This has been going on for a couple months now. He hasn't brought it up and neither have I. We act completely normally around each other as if this has never happened.

3. I know for a fact that he can hear it.

ohhhh ok your having a hard time with some vague feelings? oh and its like this stickman covered in blood. thats nice dear

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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

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