“you’re My Pretty Girl”

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

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Doing this except from someone's nicked the scale

๋࣭ ⭑🕸🦇🕸๋࣭ ⭑NO WEIGH-IN OCTOBER ๋࣭ ⭑🕸🦇🕸๋࣭ ⭑

🍁 Starting weight:

⟪10/01⟫ cal limit: 700

⟪10/02⟫ cal limit: 600

⟪10/03⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/04⟫ OMAD

⟪10/05⟫ fasting

⟪10/06⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/07⟫ cal limit: 400

⟪10/08⟫ cal limit: 300

⟪10/09⟫ cal limit: 200

⟪10/10⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/11⟫ OMAD

⟪10/12⟫ fasting

⟪10/13⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/14⟫ cal limit: 800

⟪10/15⟫ cal limit: 700

⟪10/16⟫ cal limit: 600

⟪10/17⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/18⟫ OMAD

⟪10/19⟫ fasting

⟪10/20⟫ cal limit: 400

⟪10/21⟫ cal limit: 300

⟪10/22⟫ cal limit: 200

⟪10/23⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/24⟫ OMAD

⟪10/25⟫ fasting

⟪10/26⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/27⟫ cal limit: 800

⟪10/28⟫ cal limit: 700

⟪10/29⟫ cal limit: 600

⟪10/30⟫ cal limit: 500

⟪10/31⟫ CHEAT DAY

🎃 - good 💀 - failed

🍁 Result weight: