Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One Of These Or Just Know What It Is

So that just happened.

Behold, a Smaug and Toothless sass-off!

Based on this beautiful interview.

His eyes

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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The big problem with eating pussy is that guys use it as a tool to get a girl wet for penetration instead of treating it like its own sex act that requires arousal beforehand. Like don’t go 0-oral pls. Kiss, tease, dirty talk, touch, make them NEED it first. You’ll save yourself time and tongue strain as well as giving them a wayyy better orgasm hello