Nice Gender Did Your Mom Pick It Out For You

What if Bruce Wayne is actually in Arkham the whole time and Batman is just a delusion he has. All of his ‘villains’ are the orderlies and doctors who work there.

“Poison Ivy” is the nurse who sedates him when he gets out of control

“Two-Face” is an abusive orderly who acts nice when the doctors are around and then beats up the patients when their backs are turned

“Riddler” is a therapist who asks him questions that he has a hard time answering

“Mad Hatter” is a hypnotherapist who Bruce is convinced is trying to brainwash him

and of course his arch-nemesis.. “Dr. Joe Car” and his assistant “Dr. Harleen Quinzel” see Bruce as their top patient, both desperately trying to bring the man back to sanity, and Batman will fight with all he has to protect gotham from “Joker” and “Harley Quinn”

imagine spock using some of bones’ phrases when he gets really emotional like

“captain, you are being as insufferable as a cow on tuesday”

and the crew is like ???the fuck but bones is howling with laughter because he made that one up just to see if spock would use it

Bad luck these days.

Need some energy!

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

What happens when good people are put into an evil place? Do they triumph or does the situation dominate their past history and morality? -Philip Zimbardo

mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm

I don’t know what was the bigger problem: that you only liked me when you were drunk or that I only liked you when you were drunk

Midnight thoughts (via webuildourcastles)

I’m always a slut for gay ships