But Mom How Will Other People Know That You, A White Texan, Are A Christian

Aphaneramma, a marine temnospondyl amphibian with a cute crocodile face

Manchmal ist das Leben einfach zu groß, um es selber tragen zu können.

m00sician (via sommern-chte)

Today I went shopping at Buffalo Exchange and the fitting room attendant asked me what pronouns I use. I’ve never felt more respected in my life 🐙

Jinx~! by LareOne on @DeviantArt

THIS IS THE BEST AND THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

So apparently Spotify thinks 1800′s piano compositions are explicit. I bet that c-sharp minor is just too spicy for them. A-flat major? Slow down there Brahms.

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Mau.