i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich
SISIISSSSSAAAAAAAA- ITS. YES. NEEDDDDDESD THIS SO BAD OMGโฆ*PATHETIC* CATHOLIC PUTTY!!!!
Losing my mind over the idea of a gorgeous priest, fully clothed, desperately humping a pillow to climax because technically he's not touching himself so it's fine, right? Right?
you're homosexual
I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do
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tbh iโm so ooovverrrr noncon, mean, forceful dad stuff. i want a dad that will coo and coddle and cuddle me while he touches me is that so much to ask ๐๐๐can he be as obsessed with me as i am with him๐๐๐๐dad in love with me???๐๐๐๐๐๐