Would You Consider A Masc As A Housewife Because If Yes I Can Cook With Only An Apron On.

I can't open my juice.. if only I had a strong lesbian to open it for me:/

Fr tho I cant open it(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

I s(creamed).

i need a femme on my lap rn.. playing with her nipples and teasing her for getting so needy already. make her grind on my knees until she's just so wet and begging me to play with her.. then set her on the ground and tell her she can only cum if she can make herself from humping my boot

there’s no hands playing with my tits rn what an outrage

Crossfaded and laying in my bed all dolled up with no one to scissor

Took this on my shitty computer U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U

AND WEARING A PAIR OF PANTIES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR IN THE MAIL!! SOME CUTESY BLACK RUFFLED CHEEKIES(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

I'm SO.. soo wet. The way I would give someone the most nastiest, dirtiest, sluttiest scissor EVER. First I'll eat them out until they are clinching their thighs around my head, they are trembling against my tongue, and panting like a whore.

I'll sit up and take my panties off before positioning myself against them, my throbbing wet clit rubbing against theirs. I'll spit to make it extra sloppy, we'll both be a moaning whining mess. We praise and bully each other until we are flustered, my makeup running down my cheeks and my lipstick smudged all over our lips.. omgg jfjfj I'm fucking going crazy

I should tease you with the dildo and record it to show you out in public and embarress you

I'd die omg do it, please?(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

rawr (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

Nothing worse than a shitty ass cart bro, my throat is BURNT

alone in a dark cold parking lot.. oh I hope a lesbian vampire doesn't appear to pin me against the wall and bite my neck before taking my limp body to their creepy castle..

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

I want to take turns hitting the bong with a pretty femme, we both have our hair wet because we just got done in the shower. We sit and fill up the tub with warm water and turn on Netflix, just cuddle and giggle all high and warm. After an episode or two we get out and rub lotion on each other, do each other's skin care, brush each other's hair, and pick out each other's pajamas. Maybe we likee get some munchies and lay in bed while we continue what we were watching all cute and cuddled up for the night... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??