813zombiefiender - Hello!!!

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

Reblog if you have changed your tumblr URL at least once during your time on the site.

This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.

As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.

Social experiment.

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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

I don't think I ever told this incredibly embarrassing story here but when I was in highschool I used to have sex within proximity of a cheese steak restaurant and I fuckin LOVE cheese steaks so I'd go get one every single time and anyway I'm beautiful and young so that year I was in highschool my months of having sex cheese steaks was cut short by covid and I stopped having both sex and cheese steaks for a bit

Anyway all of this is to say that pavlov was on to something because the next time I ate a cheese steak I immediately got an erection, which I wish was true previously because again I LOVE cheese steaks but no that was not the case my brain had associated the two so now my next like 10 cheese steaks I had to eat in private like some sort of strange pervert because it just kept happening

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

HOW DO I GET BADGES

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.