One Thing I Like To Do To Derail Unproductive Social Whining Is To Loudly Announce That My Butt Hurts.

Pls interact I'm new and trying to follow more ppl

I'm interested in:

- Horror podcasts (currently listening to Archive 81)

- Video games (currently playing HD2, Palworld, and Lethal Company)

- TV shows (currently watching Castlevania, Castlevania Nocturne, Solo Leveling, and Bojack)

- Horror Movies (interested in analyses or recommendations)

- Smosh and Dropout

big shout out to alucard for not going down the classic vampire route of only having one love of his life and instead allowing himself to fall in love as many times as his immortal heart wanted

i want what david cronenberg has

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

this tweet goes from surreal to hilarious when you realize that she was the CEO of Reddit

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Absolute fucking embarrassment that we're already well into the 'concentration camps' and 'completely ignoring the judicial system' phase of things and these fucking decrepit 92 year old blue skeletons aren't showing up to work with hand grenades lining their coats. We can't even get them to use harsh language.

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act