The Perfectionist In Me Wants To Die On The 2nd Of March At Exactly 8:30 In The Morning (when I Was Born)

Neil “I don’t know what it’s like to not have deep emotions. Even when I feel nothing, I feel it completely” Perry

Neil “I’m not a whole person anymore and I don’t think I ever will be. Parts of me died in the house I grew up in and I visit them in dreams” Perry

Neil “I’ve been trying to go home my whole life” Perry

Neil “I make coffee. I pretend I’m in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove” Perry

Neil “I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life” Perry

Neil “Something feral inside me wants everything, craves every taste and looks everywhere. But something else, something lethargic, only desires to sleep” Perry

Update looking through tumblr, and Bucky did say I love you, like yesssssss, I didn't hear you wrong. My shit hearing hasn't actually failed me. The Gays are reallllllllllll.

Just watch Captain America Brave New World, and here are my thoughts throughout the movie

Spoilers from here on out

The trio friendship is actually the most wholesome thing ever, like my heart couldn't handle the cuteness. Like Isaiah getting hyped up.

Isaiah wearing the suit he got married in, like almost cried when he was asking the officer not to reck his suit.

I can't believe they got an 85 year old man to do exercise on camera

Dude Ross saying that if anyone was to get the animantiom (probs butchered that) it would be them feels like the most American line ever.

Bro, it took me a second to process that the don't die jokes were probably actually Sam's trauma.

Also, like Sam's trauma of losing Riley and then almost losing Joaquin, def wasn't addressed enough in this

The way I silentlyish screamed when Bucky made a cameo like yessssssssssss

I know Bucky probably said, "I'll have your back." But it legit sounded like, "I love you, man." Like winterfalcon, who????????

Honestly, I really liked the idea of bringing the celestial into it like it was something that happened ages ago but never ended up getting addressed until now, and I liked how they did it.

And the foreshadowing in the end credit scene that could mean so many different things.

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

We all know the trope of Remus being everyones gay awakening, so I propose the following:

Regulus and Sirius compete for his affection, and the competition is HARD.

They both approach it in their own ways.

Regulus with (book) shopping and calm dates in a tea shop, where they talk until the shop closes. If Remus looks at one single thing for too long, Regulus will buy it for him and ignore all protests. He spoils his little (tall) werewolf.

Sirius is more adventurous, showing Remus (mostly magical, sometimes just pretty) spots in the wild while making sure the hike isn't too exhausting or difficult, trying to coax Remus out of his shell when they go out to different public places ("I feel like everyone is staring at me." - "As they should, you are gorgeous and hot and if I didn't like this place so much, I would fuck you right here.")

But the tension between the brothers is rising, often hissing and spitting poison at each other.

And at one point Remus has enough, because he loves likes both of them too much.

"If you can't learn to share, none of you will have me."

It was a bit weird at first, but at the same time it helped the Blacks become close again, bonding over their love for Remus and finding back to the close bond they had as children.

They even agreed that Remus should marry Regulus, so if something should happen to the brothers he would be taken care of, as Sirius has almost nothing to his name and nobody would dare to mess with the husband of Lord Black.

It might be a weird constellation, but it works for them.

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.

what about george headcannons? those boys are my obsessiooooon

George is my number 1!! Also you didn’t really specify what kind of headcanons or give me some of your own, so I free balled this

Suffers from awful balance after losing his ear. Gets dizzy really quick too. I don’t think wizarding world had much information on how to deal with it, so he had to pick up some books from muggles to help his symptoms.

Dresses in suits to work everyday, his socks always are weird and match. At this point it’s part of the brand seeing him wear a uniquely colored suit.

Between him and Fred, he’s more likely to be interested in some muggle technology. Struggles to figure it out a lot of the time, but is willing to listen to muggle music and will be all like “wait play that one song….. NO The other one.” Does not know the songs name, just kinda expects you to know.

Loves to annoy you, dumb fucking jokes all the time.

❄️CHRISTMAS HP HEADCANON PARTY❄️

Astrology Legacy

Finally this is going up!! I don’t think you all know how EXCITED I am to be starting this! This legacy was made by @leaflysims,  @tropiccoconut. , and me! They’re all awesome people and you should check them out

General Rules:

1. You MUST complete aspiration and career unless told not to or given other instructions. 2. Minimal cheats are allowed, very small money cheats only if needed. freerealestate is allowed for generation one. 3. Lifespan Normal for whole legacy. 4. All heirs must be color based on planets (makeup, hair, clothing, ect.) pick skin tone as you wish. 5. You may live wherever you wish, unless told specifically. 6. Must complete all tasks before moving on to the next generation. 7. This generation includes some packs, so skip the task if there is not an alternative 8. Tag the legacy with #astrologylegacy so we can see it!

Generation One: Sun

Ever since you were a little girl, you thought the world revolved around you. You believed that money was the only thing that would keep your life happy and in order. Now, you’re a young adult, joining the “real world” and by this time it’s time to get a job. The rich crowd is where you want to be and you’re dedicated to getting there.

Traits: Snob, Creative, Materialistic

Career: Critic

Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy

-Get to level 10 of Art Critic Branch of the Critic career - Grand Steward of the Arts (business career if you don’t have CL)

-Complete Fabulously Wealthy aspiration

-Get engaged as a Young Adult and marry as an Adult

-Complete Logic skill

-Have a big house by the end of the generation (start with something small and grow)

-Never run out of money

-Always pay bills on time

-Have 1 children

Generation Two: Mercury

You were a single child, always getting what you wanted. Being the only kid, loneliness became your everyday feeling. You finally started school, and made some friends and started communicating. Social skills became your expertise and when you were a teen and you always broke your curfew. Chatterbox was your nickname and you are honored to have it.

Traits: Outgoing, Insider, Gloomy

Career: Social Media

Aspiration: Friend of the World

-Be very lonely as a kid

-Make 8 good friends as a child

-Complete Social skill as a child

-As a teen, break curfew often

-Complete Charisma and Comedy skill

-Complete Friend of the World aspiration

-Get to level 10 of Internet Personality Branch of Social Media Career - Internet Superstar (entertainer career if you don’t have CL)

-Have three children

Generation Three: Venus

As a young adult, you felt like you needed to find love. You just wanted someone to be with to enjoy the moment you had with them, even if it was a one night stand. After a while, you got tired of the same old thing over and over again. You want the real thing now, but you’re also starting to run out of money. Looking for true love with a whole ton of ex’s is going to be a lot harder than you thought.

Traits: Romantic, Materialistic, Lazy

Career: None

Aspiration: Serial Romantic

-Inherit most money from family

-Complete Baking skill (mixology if you don’t have GTW)

-Have two boyfriends as a teen

-Complete Serial Romantic aspiration

-Be a Retail Employee as a teen but quit after three days

-Have 8 failed relationships as a YA (none will be your ‘true love’)

-Marry a childhood friend

-Go on a date with your husband/wife every friday night

-Never get a job as a YA-Elder

Generation Four: Earth

As a child, you always loved the outdoors. You loved to play, go to parks, and look at plants. When you were alone, plants were the thing that kept you company. It might sound weird to other people, but it sure wasn’t to you! You started to see that people wouldn’t protect your plants or the nature around them. This pushed you to be a confident politician that fights for plants!

Traits: Loves Outdoors, Self-Assured, Vegetarian

Career: Politician

Aspiration: Freelance Botanist

-Complete Mental skill as a child

-Get a part-time job as a Manual Laborer as a teen

-Complete Freelance Botanist Aspiration

-Get to at least level 5 of Politician Career but complete career if you can (writing career if you don’t have CL)

-Marry someone with Loves Outdoors trait

-Volunteer at a Beach Cleanup every week.

-Complete Fossil collection

-Complete Gardening skill and get Fishing skill to at least level 2

-Grow a cowplant

Generation Five: Moon

when you were little, you aspired to be like your mother, dedicated to what she loved. But this time its different. your mom wanted you to be ‘down to earth’ but you couldn’t get you head out of the clouds. You’d spend hours and hours in your room dreaming about space. Going to another planet was your only goal in life.  When you become a young adult, the first thing you do is get a job in the scientist career to achieve your goal. Working and working and working, you never thought about love. It never was appealing to you anyway.  Suddenly, you meet someone at work and they sweep you off your feet.  After going to Sixam, you want to be with them.

Traits: Unflirty, Genius, Loner

Career: Scientist (astronaut career if you don’t have GTW)

Aspiration: Nerd Brain

-Complete Mental skill as a child

-Complete Handiness/Woodworking (if you do not have gtw) and Rocket Science skill and get at least level 5 of Logic skill

-Build a Rocket and go to Sixam (Go to Forgotten Grotto if you don’t have GTW)

-Marry a co worker

-Have 2 best friends (can be relatives)

Generation Six: Mars

As a child, you never really had the time to be with your parents, so since they weren’t around, you decided to be mischievous to get their attention. As a teen, you brought over new romance interests every once in awhile to see if they would pay attention to that, but it never really worked. You grew angry at them and ran away on your birthday turning into a young adult without telling them.  A job opened up at a criminal service, and you decided to take it to the next level. Mischief and bringing new love interests to your apartment was the only thing that kept you happy and keep the thought of your parents away from your head. One day you woke up feeling sick, and took a pregnancy test. You were pregnant but didn’t know who the father was, so you kept the baby for yourself.

Traits: Active, Noncommittal, and Hot-Headed

Career: Criminal

Aspiration: Public Enemy

-Move out as soon as you age up into a young adult and lose contact with parents

-Never get married and live alone as a young adult

-As an adult, move in with a sibling

-Make at least 5 enemies

-Have 5 boyfriends/girlfriends in your lifetime (don’t have them last long)

-Accidentally get pregnant (only once)

-Complete Public Enemy Aspiration

-Get to level 10 of the Boss Branch of Criminal Career - The Boss

Generation Seven: Jupiter

Your mother was a criminal, and was very good at doing bad things. Being a kid, your mother taught you bad manners, morals, etc. Growing up, you saw how your mother treated people and it started to make you feel bad for everyone being treated terribly by criminals. You wanted justice… more so, revenge on all those criminals, including you mother, and wanted to be good. Before being able to move out, you had a huge fight with you mother about what she was doing and asking her to realize what she’s done to people. You still didn’t want to lose connection with her like she did with your grandparents, but as soon as you became a young adult, you joined the detective career. As your mother grows older, you help her become a better person since you want to forgive her, but all the other criminals out there need to be arrested. Now. Once you have children, you make it your duty to make sure they don’t grow up to be like your own mother.

Traits: Goofball, Good, Perfectionist

Career: Detective

Aspiration: Super Parent

-Make one enemy as a child

-Get in a big argument with mom as a teen

-Move out when you become a young adult but still keep contact with parents

-Complete Super Parent aspiration (Successful Lineage if you don’t have Parenthood)

-Get to level 10 of Detective Career - Chief (secret agent career if you don’t have GTW)

-Master Parenting skill

-Invite family (mom/dad, aunt, uncle, cousins, etc.) for a dinner party once a week

Generation Eight: Saturn

Your mother taught you correctly, maybe too correctly. You didn’t get jokes that she told you, even though that’s all she talked to you about. You take things very seriously, especially your food. Cooking was your job in the family ever since you were a child and you loved it. Growing up, you wanted to be an amazing chef and maybe own your own restaurant. When it was time to move out, you still loved to cook, so you decided to get some work experience as a chef for another restaurant. After gaining some experience, you finally opened up you own.

Traits: Clumsy, Foodie, Neat

Career: Culinary, eventually own a restaurant.

Aspiration: Master Chef

-Do all the cooking and chores in the house as a teen

-Get A’s in school

-Master Cooking skill

-Get to at least level 5 of Baking skill

-Complete Master Chef aspiration

-Start off in the culinary career (until level 5), then quit and own your own restaurant (continue working if you do not own dine out)

Generation Nine: Uranus

Your parents were out working in the restaurant while you would stay home. You did very good in school, but you loved video games and parties. Gaming all day, and partying all night! You love to show off your moves to others, and that includes your gaming movies too! You win almost every gaming tournament and are the life of the party.

Traits: Geek, Childish, Dance Machine

Career: Tech Guru

Aspiration: Party Animal

-Get B’s or A’s in school

-Join a dancing club

-Master Gaming and Dancing skill

-Complete Party Animal Aspiration

-Get to level 10 of eSport Gamer Branch of Tech Guru Career - Champion Gamer

-Make at least 10 friends

-Meet up with your club at least once a week

-Win 3 gaming tournaments

-Always go to Geekcon (if you have CL)

Generation Ten: Neptune

Your mother liked to party and dance, while you liked to sing and draw. You had a strong relationship with her, but didn’t have many good love relationships. Singing was what attracted everyone to you and you didn’t really liked the attention, but dealt with it anyway. You also had a secret passion for art, but didn’t tell anyone but your best friend and mother. Singing and art were your favorite things to do, and you didn’t want to do anything else.

Traits: Art Lover, Creative, Hates Children

Career: Entertainer

Aspiration: Musical Genius

-Complete Musical Genius aspiration

-Get to level 10 of Musician Branch of Entertainer Career - Concert Virtuoso

-Master Painting and Singing skill

-Perform on streets every week (If you have CL)

-Marry the love of your life as an adult

-Have one best friend and a good relationship with parents

-Have no children

If there are any problems with the legacy, message any of the creators. We haven’t played this, so if there are changes to the legacy that will make it better then we will tell you. Happy Simming!

Naked Remus Lupin riding the thiccc Quidditch-player thigh of a still clothed Regulus, leaving his pussy juices all over that expensive fabric. Begging so pretty to be allowed to cum.

Oh dear gods, oh dear gods, oh dear gods!

REMUS BLACK USING HIS MAIDEN NAME WHILE TEACHING IN HOGWARTS!!!

And all students are completely confused why no Slytherin dares to act up in his class, mock him or play pranks on him.

No, they are even PROTECTING Professor Lupin, any student that tries something feels the collective wrath of House Slytherin.

One brave Ravenclaw, after thousands of theories started floating around, asks their Slytherin friend why.

The blank stare speaks of a traumatic experience.

"Because one time, before we knew, a Slytherin caused his cane to slip and him to fall. He was laughing, his husband wasn't. That summer every single one of us got chewed out for humiliating the husband of Lord Black. Lord Black himself was so 'kind' to give us some 'lessons on proper behaviour'."

The shudder and glassy eyes were sign enough that nobody wanted to know what happened during those lessons.

(Regulus had and would never seriously harm children, no matter if physically or psychologically, but some humility was never wrong. Remus was laughing his ass off the entire time.)