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Oh dear gods, oh dear gods, oh dear gods!

REMUS BLACK USING HIS MAIDEN NAME WHILE TEACHING IN HOGWARTS!!!

And all students are completely confused why no Slytherin dares to act up in his class, mock him or play pranks on him.

No, they are even PROTECTING Professor Lupin, any student that tries something feels the collective wrath of House Slytherin.

One brave Ravenclaw, after thousands of theories started floating around, asks their Slytherin friend why.

The blank stare speaks of a traumatic experience.

"Because one time, before we knew, a Slytherin caused his cane to slip and him to fall. He was laughing, his husband wasn't. That summer every single one of us got chewed out for humiliating the husband of Lord Black. Lord Black himself was so 'kind' to give us some 'lessons on proper behaviour'."

The shudder and glassy eyes were sign enough that nobody wanted to know what happened during those lessons.

(Regulus had and would never seriously harm children, no matter if physically or psychologically, but some humility was never wrong. Remus was laughing his ass off the entire time.)

Ok, I can't currently, at 20 past 11 at night, stop thinking about Neil Perry with a wonky walk. Like he has a left lean walk or something like that where he is always slowly walking off to the left. Charlie definitely, at first, thought Neil was coming onto him with how much he was getting into his personal space, but then he saw Neil walk out of the dining hall, from his place at the table, and saw how he slowly veered to the left.

Charlie, thinking Neil knows about the way he walks, just subtly helps him stay in the right direction even if it sometimes drives him up the wall. The thing is though, Neil doesn't know this fact about himself and is always confused when he smacks into things because he could have sworn he wasn't that close to it before.

Neil is most definitely banned from going into the woods on his own because the one time he did go into the woods by himself, he got so lost that it was the next day before anyone found him. He insists that he doesn't know how he got lost, and annoyed he walks away from them, and all the poets can do is sigh as they watch Neil slowly walk off to the left and of course Neil is looking up at the birds in a near by tree and not where he is going. And he wonders why he got lost in the first place.

Regulus Black Headcanons?? Or Remus Lupin headcanons:)

First off, I’d love to thank you for taking the time to send me an ask! Now, how about both?

Let’s start with Regulus, because I have less to say about him.

He’s trans. I did a longer post related to this, but it just makes sense to me.

He’s aro/ace. No more comments on this. Maybe he’s not completely aro/ace but he’s on the spectrum.

Speaking of spectrums, he’s autistic.

He excels in potions and charms, but falls short in DADA (ironically) and transfiguration (double ironic, considering his brother).

Looked up to Sirius more than anyone else.

Hated James more than anything for “stealing” his brother.

Hated Remus for getting more attention from Sirius.

Believed his parents over everything once they started getting mean with Sirius.

Really small— like, 5’2 - 5’3 and all of 100 pounds.

Did genuinely support Voldemort until just before his death.

Died hoping that Sirius would find his note and realize that he ended up like him. He wanted to make his brother proud.

He was not a good or bad person. He was deeply flawed and could be awful, but he was also a victim of his parents manipulation.

Was not abused to the extent that Sirius was, but he was mistreated and neglected.

He didn’t have any real friends and didn’t like people much, if at all.

He would’ve been either a potion maker or a part of the wizegamot if he lived.

Alrighty, that was more than I expected. On to Remus!

He is also trans.

He is biromantic and homosexual (experiences romantic attraction to people of multiple genders, but only sexual attraction to men).

He and Lyall had a very strained relationship when we was young, because Lyall blamed himself for Remus being bitten.

Has PTSD, paranoia, and very bad anxiety.

A very heavy sleeper most of the time. He also requires a lot of sleep to function and loves sleeping.

Takes a lot of naps.

Has chronic back and leg pain that worsens around the moon and his period.

Has sharper canine teeth and pointy ears, like a wolf.

Very very very socially awkward and doesn’t understand people.

Also autistic.

Excels in care of magical creatures and charms. Struggles with arithmancy and transfiguration.

Always cold.

Steals Sirius’ (or whoever you headcannon him being with) jumpers, mostly so he can do sweaterpaws and because he loves drowning in him clothes.

He’s always scared of physical contact because he’s worried he’ll hurt people.

He’s a cuddler. He acts like he isn’t (see previous headcannon), but he loves being held and loved.

He prefers being the little spoon, but he’ll be the big spoon if his partner wants.

He’s pretty average height— about 5’10– but very skinny and light, about 115 pounds.

Surprisingly sensitive. He acts very aloof and calm, but he takes things very hard internally.

Not an angry person. Most of his “negative” emotions just translate to sadness and self blame.

Quite insecure, but not debilitatingly so. He just perpetually underestimates himself and doesn’t like himself all that much.

Was a virgin until Sirius (or whoever you headcannon him with).

Is pretty afraid of people. He worries that they’ll figure out his secrets.

Very kind and patient, but can be short-tempered around the full moon.

Not a natural straight-O student. He studies very hard to get good grades. He needs to make sure he uses the opportunity for schooling he was given!

Is very evasive and self-blaming whenever he gets angry, mostly out of guilt.

Crooked teeth.

Super close with Hope. She was his only friend until Hogwarts.

If he wasn’t an only child, he’d be the youngest sibling, just on account of vibes.

He really likes being independent and truly hates having to fully depend on anyone, especially when he has to.

Has freckles on his face and shoulders and knees (which are very knobbly btw).

I hope that these live up to your expectations and that you enjoyed them! I’m not a very big Regulus fan if that wasn’t obvious, but I do find him very very very fascinating. Thanks again for the ask!

Neil Perry hc, where his favorite movie as a kid was Bambi (it came out in 1942 so he would've been able to watch it)

Never beating the "Neil Perry as a deer" allegations, btw

Regulus x Evan x Barty

Sirius x James x Remus

Omegaverse Soulmate au

'You're Lucky.'

The voice startled Regulus from his current task of playing with Barty's hair, who was dead to the world resting on his chest. Regulus stared at Sirius for a second, who was standing in the doorway of Regulus' room. He turned his attention back to Barty because he had grumbled in his sleep, subconsciously missing the hand in his hair.

The thing is, Regulus knew he was lucky. Lucky that his soul mates were both pureblood, Slytherin, and came from respectable families.

When he told his parents who his soulmates were, he swears it was the first time he saw his mother smile genuinely. It scared Regulus a bit how excited she was to meet Barty. She hadn't even entertained the idea of letting Evan come to dinner as well, apparently believing that more than one Alpha in the relationship would take from Regulus' own dominance.

The entire dinner was spent with their mother demanding when Barty would be producing an heir, and Regulus just wanted to scoop him up and forget that he even entertained the idea of this dinner, let alone gone through with it.

But he knew he was lucky as he pulled the omega just that little bit closer, who let out a content purr in response.

'You're Lucky.' Regulus found himself shooting back before grabbing his wand and flicking the door shut in Sirius' face.

Sirius made his way back to his room, mulling over the words spoken. 'You're Lucky.' Sirius knew he was incredibly lucky. Lucky to have two amazing partners. James, a handsome Alpha who fit all yet at the same time none of the stereotypes for Alpha's and Remus, a beautiful omega who never seemed to know his own worth and has in equal parts a sarcastic and kind personality.

Sirius was lucky to have soulmates that were nothing like his blood relatives that would support him, that would cherish him. He found that he didn't care that his parents didn't approve of his soulmates like they did Regulus', he had learnt not to care about their opinion a long time ago.

So yes, he was lucky.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) // HOUSE M.D. (2004-2012)

I'm sorry. I don't know if I'm just not far enough into House (because I'm only up to season 4 but have seen so many spoilers it feels like I've seen it all). But James Wilson will never be able to fight the Neil Perry allegations when it literally says he was formerly an actor on his Wikipedia page like hello.

My obsession with top gear is still going strong and I'm like...

What if Jeremy Clarkson took one look at the height differences between him and Richard Hammond and was like this is comedy gold and hired him on the spot. Yes, he took into consideration everything else, but he couldn't stop thinking about the height difference between them and all the short jokes he was going to make.

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

Hazbin Hotel x MHA

Specifically, if Touya died in the fire that caused all his burns and was sent to Hell.

He gets adopted by Vox and later by Val as well. And then, by extension, Velvette.

He switches between calling Vox, his name and Dad, and Val, his name and Papa. Vel calls him nephew all the time.

He becomes an Overlord. And runs a machinery and jewellery business that is just as popular as the rest of the Vee's (V's?) Stuff.

(My thought process was that since he has a fire quirk, he can melt stuff down, also all the staples that hold him together.)

Vox is a worry wort parent and wouldn't let Touya join in the fight against Heaven. (He also was terrified of losing him)

Angel Dust and Cherry Bomb are his ride or dies.

(As well as Denki, but that's a whole other thing to this Au that I'm not getting into. Let's focus on Touya)

All night benders and turf wars are his thing, but only if he is with friends.

Interrupts Angel's studio time a lot, "to see Val" and drag him away from his work for as long as he can so Angel gets a break for a bit.

The Actual backbone of the Vee's (V's?)

Models for Vel from time to time.

Val taught him how to manipulate smoke and uses it to decorate his coat.

He is the only one who can get Vox to update his systems before his body forces a shutdown.

Vox was forced into a shutdown once in front of Touya, and he swore never again because he felt like he had failed so badly to be a father to Touya with having been so weak infront of him. (1950's trauma, anyone?)

Smokes when he misses Val or wants to seem powerful and drinks whiskey when he misses Vox or is drinking in a professional setting.

Loves positive physical affection.