I Want To Eat His Pizza

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

having adult money with a hyperfixation is NOT good… that being said look what arrived 😁

this is what i thought my summer was going to be like this year but i was awfully wrong since i have 1 friend

high tops in the summer don't be a bummer, babe be my undercover lover, babe

I love gone girl.

what do you mean i have to go to school for eight hours every day??? wdym I can't just rot in bed and scroll through Tumblr?? wdym I can't sleep all day??

I would fuck Matthew gray gubler while he’s wearing his Halloween face paint and I’d enjoy every second of it.

If I was Alice, I would've never left wonderland ♡

Criminal Minds - One Quote per Episode ↳ s05e17 - Solitary Man