High quality life advice.
This is why my favorite superpower is self cloning/hivemind, imagine having dozens of bodies and how many partners you could have at once!
poly culture is creating a semi-complex polycule with your self-insert and various canon characters in your favorite media and having way less partners than that irl
not that it's bad of course, I just think it's silly to think about /lh
poly culture is fantasizing about dating way more people than physically possible
Banana hydra
If u plan to usurp your cat boyfriend be careful. he might shrink.
BONUS:
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@bamsara I'm sorry this has got to be THE stupidest thing i've ever made. I adore trod very much though and it wouldn't leave my mind lmaoooo
I used to live completely isolated against my will in a hyper Christian home but today I turned down an invitation to a goth rave because my polycule is coming over to play dnd that night and I think growth is cool
got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
Well it happened reddit offed itself and now the only left to go is tumblr, how did it come to this?