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“i don’t know, sato-kun. this might be a bad idea.”

the red head chuckled on the other line, “you’re already there y/n-chan, you can do this” you groan. you were standing on the entrance of the huge stadium where the Adlers were playing. “what if he doesn’-”

“just trust me y/n-chan, now go, don’t keep our wakatoshi waiting.” tendou bid you a good luck and reminded you to call him when the plan was done. “wai-“ beep. ugh. 

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HELPPP 😭 they kept getting worse and worse

DUMB THINGS THE HAIKYUU BOYS DO DURING SEX

genre. nsfw / crack

warnings. mentions sex, sex stuff, kinks such as spitting, food play, rope play and spit kink

➞ DAICHI This mf always tries to bend you like a pretzel when you are NOT flexible at all. He does it so much that once, he accidentally dislocated your hip and took the phrase, “I’m gonna make sure you don’t walk for a week,” to a whole new level </3

➞ SUGAWARA Suga always tries to make you queef. Yes, you read that correctly, he thinks is hilarious when you ‘fart’ and will not stop until you yell at him

➞ ASAHI Asahi cannot fuck you on his bed. He’ll do it on the floor, on the couch, in the shower, but NOT his bed. He claims it’s because he used to put his stuffed bear Mr. Wiggles on the same pillow your face is buried in and it just doesn’t ‘feel right.’ Ok Asahi

➞ NISHINOYA Noya always tries to crack jokes with you...while you’re in the MIDDLE of trying to ride him. He’ll deadass stare at you and be like, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” LIKE- NOYA PLS NOT NOW

➞ TANAKA Tanka literally has the worst sex playlist. It’s literally just a combination of random songs thrown together, and one time he was in the middle of hitting it from the back when Little Einstein’s remix started blasting through the speakers. Safe to say, that was your breaking point

➞ YAMAGUCHI For some reason, Yams always tries to hold in moans. Like...he thinks they’re embarrassing- but it’s nowhere near as embarrassing as the noises he makes when he runs out of breath and starts choking on air

➞ USHIJIMA Just lays there. No seriously, if you’re riding Ushijima he literally just stays still, no moaning or anything. It’s so awkward when you try to dirty talk and he nods up at you, saying nothing. You look down at he’s just staring at you like 👁_👁

➞ TENDOU has always begged you to let him bring food into the bedroom. The one time you did though, the mf got hungry halfway through and left you on the bed pussy ass naked

➞ KUROO dropped the damn soap while you guys were having shower sex. Yep, you know what that means. Y’all were slipping and sliding all over the place and Kuroo fell out and took the half the damn shower curtain with him

➞ KENMA always looks so bored whenever you guys are having sex. It got to the point where you straight up asked if he’d rather be doing anything else, and he deadass said, “Yeah. Can you go get my switch?”

➞ BOKUTO almost died once cause he wouldn’t come up for air while he was eating you out. You literally had to stop him cause he was turning red in the face and you didn’t want him to pass out on your pussy

➞ AKAASHI gets so serious and always uses the technical terms for stuff. You try not to, but once you couldn’t help but to burst out laughing when he told you, “Y/N, I’m gonna ejaculate!” Right as he was about to cum

➞ SUNA You thought it was weird one day when Suna told you he wanted to be blind folded and tied up. But whatever, it was something new so you willing to do it. Well, come to find out, he only wanted you to so that he could sleep and have an excuse not to move/so you couldn’t see him 😭😩

➞ ATSUMU Atsumu told you one day that he wanted you to spit in his mouth, not knowing that you had Salsa and chips earlier that day. So when you did, he literally cringed and said, “Why is it spicy?” like in that one meme

➞ OSAMU Thought it’d be fun to have sex on the stove, NOT REALIZING THAT HE HAD TURNED IT ON EARLIER TO COOK DINNER. Safe to say, your ass cheek now has burn a mark in the shape of a stove burner AND you both had to wait in the hospital hungry asf

tagging: @heyheyitsnaenae @matsusimp

#spot the difference

Hi! If you don't mind, can you do one where the hq boys are challenged by their s/o to see who can last the longest without kissing before giving in? There's a tiktok challenge of this where s/o is face to face w/ the boy and they just stare at each other before going in for the kiss. Or if you want, maybe they could do a bet for like a day or a week? I think atsumu, suna, and matsun would b good for this & anyone else you want to add! Pls & thank you! 🥺

HAIKYUU BOYS WITH TIKTOK TREND WHERE YOU SEE WHO KISSES THE OTHER FIRST

characters — miya atsumu, miya osamu, matsukawa issei, bokuto kōtarō, iwaizumi hajime

a/n — warning ⚠️ whoops some got a little suggestive. aaaaaaaaaaa pls i’ve seen this trend heh, hope you enjoy & i did it justice bb <3 “babygirl” in mattsuns.

☾ ATSUMU really thought he’d completely win this trend, but when you were face to face to him he instantly found himself whining - leans into you in the hopes you’ll break so he can finally kiss you, his hand grabbing at your thighs as he squeezes the skin, eyes darting to your lips as he wets his - he’s so competitive but he also loves you, lasts the whole song but basically tackles you the second it ends, groans against your mouth as if he’s been staved for months “fuck baby, missed this.”

☾ OSAMU thought he’d completely win this trend except he does, he’s so deadpan the whole time - hands rubbing up and down your arm, smirking as you shudder, leans in dangerously close before sighing and pulling away he’s such a tease. if you manage to last the whole song he kisses you immediately after, an urgency to it that he’d managed to hide before pulling away with a shiteating grin and swollen lips “ya owe me dinner.”

☾ MATTSUN tease, he suggests this trend but he’s king of it, his soul purpose is to make you lose and oh god he tries. insists you do it from his lap, his hands running over your body as he grabs at your hips, smoothing over the skin as he smirks up at you, lips dangerously close to yours before he’s ghosting them over your neck, he knows exactly what he’s doing when you shudder over him “come on babygirl, not long now - unless you’re gonna quit hmm?”

☾ BOKUTO pls, he genuinely believes he could do it but when you’re face to face with him & he can’t kiss you? you swear you see a bead of sweat on his forehead, he’s whining and trying not to meet your gaze - definitely loses because he can’t hold back anymore and crashes his lips against yours, gets all sad because he wasn’t able to do it “baby you’re kisses are too sweet!! let’s try again.” tries like four times and the outcome is the same each time, so you now have multiple making out videos.

☾ IWAIZUMI just shrugs his shoulders and said he’d do it for you, get so pressed when you lean into tease him and ends up blushing - gets even angrier because he also doesn’t want to lose, just ends up bright red, pouting and mumbling under his breath about how dumb this is because he should be able to kiss his s/o, as soon as the timer is over he’s groaning into your mouth as his hand snakes around your neck.

ouch

Short angst

Ushijima landed smoothly on his feet, watching as the ball perfectly went over the net, crashing into the floor. The whistle sounded and he smiled, he won once again.

He turned to the bystanders and expected you to jump into him, peppering kisses on his cheeks.

His smile dropped when he remembered, you were ever there.

Because you were never his.

oh my god

#the amount of beauty he has (｡♥‿♥｡)

I'm utterly devasted

“Chan is your hand heavy? ‘Cause I can hold it for you.“ yeah, sure!

Welcome Home

Pairing: Chan x reader

Genre: light angst? Fluff

Warning: Just romantically hopeless for Chan

Word count: 986 words

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It’s been a year since you and Chan started dating. It was all lovely-dovey at first, sending cute text messages to each other, buying gifts, and even visiting Chan at his studio. Dating Chan was a bliss until he started to make his studio his home. 

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