Hey Did You Know??? That If You Stop Stretching And Maintaining Mobility In Your Body Then It Goes Away??

I’ve been redrawing this same picture of my OC every year since…. 2018? I think? It’s still a long way from perfect, but I’m legit so proud of my progress. Practice make’s improvement, y’all.

Also I used the cup of hot coco as the light source this year which was???? An interesting decision to say the least.

Me @ my therapist in 10th grade:

Your honor he’s so babygirl.

(The blanket he’s on in the first photo is from felineoracle.com btw, highly recommended it for y’all divination girlies)

Dude for real though your worth as a human being is not dependent on how productive or “useful” you are. You could do nothing but lay in bed all today and you’d still be worthy of respect and care. Bro you are a living breathing human being and your life has inherent value. Like straight up you don’t have to do something impossible or world changing with your time on earth in order for you to matter. We are all specks of dust in the cosmos and the fact that you exist at all means you are important. Dude you don’t have to earn the right to live bro, like I swear bro, like no cap.

Yeah I’m sure sex is cool and all but have you tried watching someone else’s favorite movie with them. Have you noticed them sneaking glances at you every few minutes so they can see your reactions. Have you felt them grab your hand in the middle of a scene and braced yourself because oh, something big’s about to happen on screen. Have you tried turning to them right after the big plot twist because oh my god, just for them to give you a look that says I know, right? Have you tried laying on the couch for hours after the credits roll, going through every scene together with a fine tooth comb. Have you tried watching the sparkle in their eyes as they go on and on about metaphors, and focal points, and genre bending masterpieces.

Like blowjobs sound so awesome bro they sound so great, but have you tried the intoxicating experience of someone handing you a piece of media that irrevocably changed them as a person. Have you felt the utter joy of knowing someone trusts you enough to hand you a piece of their heart. Sex is cool but you gotta try watching Perfect Blue with the person you love most in the world and losing your goddamn minds together, because I can promise you there’s nothing like it.

Well that and like. The ability to eat consistent healthy meals. Or jump rope. Or make chili.

I would be so powerful if I could come up with puns. It’s the one skill I currently lack.

Fuck you

*strips down your frogman*

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???

Yet again stuck in the pattern of

Works out to help my fatigue -> experiences joint pain because I was too rough -> takes a day to rest because of my joint pain -> experiences fatigue because I haven’t been working out -> works out to help my fatigue -> becomes the chronically ill equivalent of Sisyphus, trapped in a self inflicted loop of being tired and achey all the time

Another mouse except I ✨don’t like✨ this one

Me: I mean I just told you I have a family history of autoimmune disorders and joint problems, don’t you think we should at least look into—

Dr: You know what else you have a family history of?

Me: …………….dude I swear to god—

Dr:

💖💕Mental Illness💕💖

Me: Yeah so I’ve been having horrible joint pain, muscle weakness, and fatigue for the past several years that’s worsened dramatically in the last 2 months.

Dr: Hmmm…. Fatigue, you say? Do you happen to have any…… mental health issues??

Me: …..I mean I have an anxiety disorder, but I really doubt that—

Dr: That’s the reason, that’s why you’re fatigued. It is your ✨mental illness✨

Me: Okay but I’ve had anxiety since I was a kid and the fatigue is a recent issue, so—

Dr: So sorry to hear about how ✨MENTALLY ILL✨ you are and how it is causing literally ALL of your health issues😢☹️

Me: But my anxiety is way better than it used to be, plus like I said I’m having joint pain as well I really don’t see how that could be caused by—

Dr:

✨💫Mentally Ill✨💫