50shades-of-truth - Keeping It Real...

Where the lie at tho.😂

Sagittarius: You’re blocking the view.

Leo: I am the view.

UnicornShit✨

I'm fucking dead this gave me so much life I can't even.😂

👏🏻

me: im so happy with my life right now

stress: 

Car Collision

I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one ARE you then?” That’s how the fight started.

Where the hell has this man been!!?👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

me, a gay: LMAO GUDHSHSJSH IM WHEHZIZNGN

my friend, straight: what does “GUDHSHSJSH” and “WHEHZIZNGN” mean?

me:

This is so me it hurts.

unnecessary hetereosexual romances in every tv show