502-shining-stars-on-my-ceiling - Ain´t No Rest For The Wicked

“2015? You mean we’re in the future?!”

Hi dear Tumblr-World! Just stepped in here missing the sign that says: NO WAY OUT!

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

One of the best stories I've ever heard

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

The boys from my class have a competition called "How long can I persuade the teacher till the others get a grade worse."

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

Ok, AUs where everyone lives keep me alive on this world, but right now I just need one where Rose moves over and Jack can climb on the f*cking door too and survives. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?