HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

The prince of the far, far away land wanted to marry the princess, but she rejected him. As a punishment the princess was sent to a lair of a dragon so that it would kill her. But as soon as the dragon and the princess saw each other they fell madly in love and lived happily ever after. The end!

Crash

Concept: a low-level Dungeons & Dragons adventure that’s initially presented as a standard “retrieve valuable treasure from bottom of dungeon at behest of wealthy patron” scenario.

As they enter the dungeon, the first thing the player characters encounter is a trap, clearly already triggered, with the long-dead bones of a previous adventurer caught inside. They can loot the corpse or not, as they prefer; it’s not a trick, and the trap is no longer dangerous.

As they delve deeper into the dungeon, they encounter further already-triggered traps, in a wide variety of increasingly imaginative forms, some with dead adventurers in them, some with dead monsters. What they do not, however, encounter are any living monsters or untriggered traps.

Finally, they reach the bottom of the dungeon, where they find the treasure: the Under-King’s personal living quarters, full of magically preserved Fifth Dynasty furniture, priceless to the right sort of collector, and untouched by looters due to the aforementioned traps. Bringing it out of the dungeon intact will be a slow and awkward proposition, of course, but the path is conveniently clear.

… that is, until the party ventures beyond the chamber’s threshhold, and the air is immediately filled with the telltale creaks and clicks of all the traps they just walked past automatically resetting.

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I posted 952 times in 2021

941 posts created (99%)

11 posts reblogged (1%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.0 posts.

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#answered - 178 posts

#bird - 108 posts

#fish - 65 posts

#dog - 50 posts

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#original submitter says ‘as detailed as they look those gorgeous beasts from rayman 2 are made from two textured rectangles each’

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Dog from My Sims Kingdom DS

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Papercraft Pig 

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Bird that attacks Wheatley from Portal 2

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#2

Poison Dart Frogs from Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Wild

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Scuba Cat from We Love Katamari

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Happy New Year all! Here’s my Tumblr Year in Review for 2021! Hope you enjoyed all the lovely low poly fellas in 2021, here’s to all the new ones we’ve yet to meet in 2022! 

Ray Hennessy

For ostara, we were visited by a lovely female sharp-shinned hawk.

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”