50-percent-wizards - Wizard Time

For ostara, we were visited by a lovely female sharp-shinned hawk.

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

Pretty sure this is my first non-reblog post on this account. Are any of my current followers actual humans lol?

The fire spirit opens its eyes, disturbed from its meditation. “…Do you need something?” The invasive presence squirms uncomfortably, and takes a deep breath in. “I mean, we’ve known each other for a while now, s-so, um…Would you mind if I… Used you to roast marshmallows?”

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

Hell yes.

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

Tiny frog wizards are very susceptible to trends.

(Tiny Frog Wizards is a self-explanatory tabletop roleplaying game currently in development; the latest playtest draft is available here. Frogs and orb(?) courtesy of @amphibianaday.)