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Shark Barbie 🦈

first actual post means first andy post!!! heyooo

i think the joker would have loved sloppy steaks

what if a group of krill swam up to you and said ermmmm krill yourself

[ID1: A Barbie meme with Barbie as the distortion from The Magnus Archives.. She is wearing a fluffy pink jacket and sleeveless green turtleneck with a penrose triangle earring. She is smiling widely with one hand under her chin and the other held up beside her head. The text reads: This Barbie is the throat of delusion incarnate.

ID2: A Barbie meme with Barbie as the boneturner from The Magnus Archives. She has five hands: one one her hip, one flexing on an arm sprouting from her back, two branching out from another arm, and one relaxed at her side. She is wearing a blue and pink tank top and dark blue pants and her hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is looking off to the side with a smile. The text reads: This Barbie is a servant of the flesh.

ID3: A Barbie meme with Barbie as a doll facing forward with a blank smile. She is wearing a pink dress and is lit from the bottom. The text reads: This Barbie is unable to be known.

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Barbiestortion, Barboneturner, and the popularly requested Stranger Barbie.

the riddler

what’s the difference between a joke and a riddle?

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?