Cots

"It's like you don't actually want to kill me."

"But I do."

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

The fact that i went

Shit that’s me it’s calling out

Then

Wait no I’m a lesbian I don’t have a type in guys

/neutral

Deep fried goldfish

MAKE THE BURGER

bun

Nature really went “what if >:( was a fish?”

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a juggler perform in the street 

The juggler notices the four men have a poor view of the show, so he stands on a crate so they may get a better view. He then asks them if they can now see the show. They reply

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

Crappy histmas

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

hermit may day 4: favourite alt hermit, farmer queen

@hermitadaymay

"Are you still gay?"

Nah man, I couldn't pay my gay subscription last month and they cut me off