If Cthulhu Can Be Summoned By Humans Who Are So Far Beneath It, Why Can’t Humans Be Summoned By Ants?

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

The sound of suddenly being overwhelmed by the adorableness of this picture that I just made

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

That wasn’t even the first time, it wasn’t even the 150th time Dick called him dad, but Battinson still cries every time it happens because he’s just like that.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Clark Kent: you can’t just let this 8 year go out in the night and fight crime

Battinson on the verge of tears: that’s what I told him but he won’t listen to me

Robin! Dick gleefully: I am going to be just like my dad!

Battinson sobbing: Dad

Incase you didn’t know

AO3 IS BACK!!!

This is very random but

FOR THE SAKE OF THE GODS AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! DON’T EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF ROASTED ONIONS IN A SINGLE DAY! YOU WILL REGRET IT!

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

At this point it probably doesn’t even count as baking anymore.

I am in tears

^This. This is definitely it.

“Where’s Kate?” Well there’s a roughly 83% chance that she’s in a bed somewhere, asleep.

I understand that no one will stop talking about this just because I say so but to ME it makes perfect sense that Kate Middleton is recovering from abdominal surgery due to a condition that came upon her suddenly and is also miserable and recovering and doesn’t want pictures taken of her.

If I was famous and recovering from a hernia surgery, for example, where they bisect your intestines and sew them back together then pump you full of pain meds that make you sleep 20 hours a day, I would ALSO respond to the question “people want a picture of you to know you’re not dead” with “huh? photoshop something. I don’t care.”