Everyone Is Shifting In August Because I Said So.

Maybe we’ll get to see the first American pope in history be the first pope to excommunicate the US vice president

y’all i’m shifting tonight. i’m shifting to my dr and there’s nothing i can do about it. i’m literally the universe and the universe says i’m shifting. no one and nothing can stop me from shifting tonight. i’m shifting period. the stars are always aligned for me and they’re telling me i’m shifting. i WILL shift to my dr. i HAVE shifted to my dr. nothing in the world can prevent this from happening.

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

FUCJ FUCK FUCK FUKC YK WHAT IM SHIFTING TONIGHT FUCK ALL THESE YEARS AND IM DONE!!! I HAVE REACHED THE END IDC IIIIIII ME I IIII I MYSELF AND I AM TELLING YOU GUYS IM GONE IM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL IM WAKING UP IN MY DR NO LIKE ACTUALLY IM PUTTING IN ALL THE EFFORT IM TIRED OF ME LIMITING MYSELF I AM GOING TO SHIFT AND I WONT COME BACK FOR MONTHS BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT HELL NO IM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL IM SHIFTING AN SIM STAYING UNTIL I CAN PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT

Don't worry about tomorrow, you're shifting tonight, you're in your dr.

me bored as hell because every time i shift or manifest it happens instantly and there’s absolutely zero resistance between me and my desires

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!