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Feels good to share my birthday with you, yoongi

┗⇢ Min Yoongi x Tsundere 

 Tsun tsun refers to someone who acts cold, blunt, or curt. Dere dere describes someone who is affectionate or lovey-dovey.

LMFAOOAKLSDHFL IM SORRY I HAD TO MAKE THIS

Okay so I saw this on Reddit

Now, I don’t know how true/accurate that is but it made me think of this

Coincidence? The universe is never so lazy

you've all heard of "be gay, do crime", now get ready for "be ace, pull off a heist"

I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends’ names, and the order in which I went out with them, because their initials happen to make the acronym BERMUDA.

Finn Wolfhard did not act his ass off in The Goldfinch and It playing the repressed gay to not go all out for Stranger Things. He's been preparing for this his whole life

The Mystifying Case of Julie and the Phantoms

Shane and Ryan cover the rise of a mysterious - and possibly paranormal - new band.

read it on ao3

KDKDDJDEBWKKS

Somebody send this to Ian McKinley

"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.

Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...

LATER...

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.

Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?

Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.

Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!

Eddie: There she is.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.

Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.

Tom: BEVERLY!

Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.

Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-

Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?

Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*

Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?

Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.

Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...

Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.

Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.

I think it's so funny that this was my level of restlessness on the third day of quarantine, but now it's been a month and a few days and I don't even fucking know how to feel anymore.

3rd day of quarantine