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"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.

Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...

LATER...

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Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.

Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?

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Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?

Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.

Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!

Eddie: There she is.

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Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.

Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.

Tom: BEVERLY!

Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.

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Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.

Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.

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Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-

Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?

Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*

Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?

Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.

Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...

Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.

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Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.

Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

Wow the brazilian Army singing along !!!!! No surprise BTS cried…

“I like weird sex. I like bad drugs. I’m a very complicated person.” “Bullshit. Bullshit. You like pancakes and waffles and you kiss guys on molly.”

Arian Moayed as Stewy Hosseini in Succession season 4 episode 10 “With Open Eyes” (2023) dir. Mark Mylod

ROBÔS OU DINOSSAUROS?

ROBÔS

...and then there's spn

are they... you know .... [up to the audience's interpretation]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

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