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BEST OF DYLAN HOLLIS. (courtesy of @pulchramusae)

do i call the police, or a priest? (oven beeps) … a priest.

“add one egg of lard”. what are you feeding your chickens!?

add three gils of water. was this written for a fish?

(clunking from the other side of the room) … i think i’ve summoned something.

“bake to your liking!” sweetie, none of this is my liking.

it doesn’t need salt, it needs help!

well, at least nothing hatched…

IT’S A CAT FOOD RECIPE! C H O K E!!!

it’s uncomfy and it’s bad.

the seventies! sponsored by the color beige.

can a cake be tried for treason?

either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

you can use a hand-mixer, i’m just easily frightened by machinery.

i don’t like zucchini. it doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.

you’re diluting peanut butter. to the gulag.

it’s like reading directions to purgatory.

AAAH!! BEAN REBELLION!

this ain’t food, honey. this is a bioweapon.

roughage is what dead people call fiber. and this is enough to incapacitate one medium child.

it’s incredible, and i’m mad about it.

look who’s fallen from grace… shame.

and so begins the graham cracker crust - uniformity is of utmost importance.*

YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET.

that’s the power of pine sol, baby!

it’s a breast implant!

french revolution your pineapple.

it tastes like a boot. a size 10 boot.

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1 month ago

It’s now on AO3 for all non Wattpad users! What could go wrong..?

@st4rlight-kayz , wanna be the first?


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1 year ago

Thank you for drawing it! I chose this one because it screams “introvert x extrovert” energy and I like this ship! ☺️

All right I wanna draw some thsc ships..but ONLY the rare one!, sooo Gimme them...NOW!


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1 year ago

Hi, I am now in the animal crossing fandom! But I need your help to choose something… I making ocs for my mini AU for animal crossing!

First, I’m making my Thsc characters and that’s where you come in.

Hi, I Am Now In The Animal Crossing Fandom! But I Need Your Help To Choose Something… I Making Ocs
Hi, I Am Now In The Animal Crossing Fandom! But I Need Your Help To Choose Something… I Making Ocs

Oh! There is one more thing about Joker… he’s actually gender fluid!


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1 year ago

Happy [late?] birthday brah!!!

You got a oc?

Yes! If you’re asking about osc, I have more than two!

Happy [late?] Birthday Brah!!!
Happy [late?] Birthday Brah!!!
Happy [late?] Birthday Brah!!!

I’ll post their bios later! Don’t worry, it’s actually today and thank you! ☺️


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1 year ago

{𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬}☀️

[Age: 17] [She/Her]

{𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬}☀️

Is VERY rich and was born into royalty.

Smokes fake cigarettes to get a bad reputation… it never works…

Wants to a rockstar but her mom forbids it and wants her to carry the family name…

Call her four-eyes and you’ll be knocked out in a trash can!

She fucking hates her mom…

Questioning but a demisexual.

She's goth and she likes it!

Moody & sarcastic outside, sweet & a softie inside!

Has a heart of gold but afraid of getting taking advantage of…

Is a cryptid and can control her hair like medusa!

She’s a loyal friend and Maddie grateful for her…

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One more to go!


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1 year ago

THSC – To Dance Among The Stars

First thing I make back from my break, a little fanfic on my boys. It's sweet and fluffy, no angst around here for now. Hope you enjoy.

Takes place a few months after they join the Toppat Clan, so still before the events of ItA

Words: 2k

Rating: G

Accordion, Violin, Shane, Manuel and Nimbus belong to me.

“Are we even allowed to do this?”

Accordion smiled at his husband as slid his card in the reader, giving them access to the lounge room. “I don’t see why not.” He replied with a chuckle. “There’s no one else here after 11pm. And we have a day off tomorrow. We can sleep in tonight.”

Violin looked down and sighed, nodding. “Alright, I suppose…”

The Toppat in red looked at his husband with concern, as they both stepped inside the darkened room, the door closing behind them. Their footsteps triggered the motion sensors, causing the lights to turn on.

The Diamond Lounge was aptly named for the gorgeous decor and furniture that made it a room mostly for the Elite Toppats. However, it was truly open to any Toppat of any ranking, so as long as nothing was broken or destroyed. The Elites already had their own private lounge after all. While not as extravagant as any room of a fancy mansion, it would suit the needs of the two Toppats tonight on the Airship.

While Violin looked around the room, taking in every detail of it, Accordion stepped into the middle of the room and raised his arms, whistling a few music notes to life and three of the Music Dragon spirits came out of his arm. While the spirits went over to the wall and started creating music instruments with their powers around the piano in the room, the music notes floated around Accordion’s head and moved up and down, as if they were giggling.

“Come on, guys.” Accordion said with a blush as he waved them to the side of the room. “Let’s not waste any time, alright? Just like we planned.”

Violin heard this and he turned around to look at Accordion. “Wait, what have you planned?” He moved over to his husband, tilting his head with a small smile. “What’s going on, Ollie?”

Accordion just smiled and took his husband’s hands in his, leading him to the middle of the room while not saying anything. Violin raised an eyebrow but decided to keep quiet, trusting his husband with whatever he had planned.

When they reached the middle of the room, Accordion took Violin’s left hand in his right and held it up, while he placed his left hand on Violin’s hip. The Toppat in blue suddenly realized what was going on.

“A dance? In this lounge?” Violin chuckled but he followed along with husband, smiling fondly at him. “I don’t remember the last time we had a room to ourselves to just…be us.”

“It’s been a long time coming.” Accordion said softly before he whistled to the spirits. The spirits, Nimbus, Manuel and Shane, echoed his whistling and gathered around the piano, with Manuel sitting on the piano bench. He started to play it, with Nimbus and Shane using their powers to concentrate on humming to the melody of the song he was playing. The other instruments they created were propped up against the wall, ready to be played later on. The other music notes that surrounded the couple started to move up and down in rhythm with the music, making Violin laugh as he watched them.

“Oh, my dears…” He said softly before he whistled a few of his music notes to existence as well. As soon as he did, Accordion pulled him closer to him and they started a slow waltz, with Violin’s music notes joining his husband’s.

From the window of the lounge, moonlight poured into the room as the couple danced to the slow, serene and calming music the notes were playing. The lights had been dimmed to allow the moon to act as a spotlight and the stars twinkling against the midnight sky, they were the other dancers that danced with them. The moonlight shone on certain parts of the lounge, especially on the piano, its keys moving up and down by Manuel’s fingers. If he wasn’t visible, one would think the piano was haunted. Parts of the room seemed to sparkle and glow under the moonlight; the perfect place for a dance like tonight.

Violin laid his head on his husband’s shoulder, closing his eyes as he listened to the song that was being played. It felt familiar, but he couldn’t quite place his finger on which song it was. Accordion gazed at his partner, blushing as he felt the warmth of his breathing against his chest. His ears perked up as he listened closely, hearing his husband’s heartbeat be in time with his. He smiled, his blush deepening as he started to hum along with the music, singing parts of the lyrics.

Lost in the blue

They don’t love me like you do

Those chills that I knew

They were nothing without you

And everyone else

They don’t matter now

You’re the one I can’t lose

No one loves me like you do

Violin gasped and he opened his eyes, looking up at Accordion. “Ollie, this is…”

Accordion looked at his husband, smiling at him. “It’s our first song that we danced together to.” He said softly, reaching up to cup his husband’s cheek in his hand. “Remember? Our first anniversary…”

Tears welled up in Violin’s brown eyes and he sniffed, rubbing them away. “Ah…” He glanced at the clock on the wall, the time reading past midnight and the start of a new day. The day of their anniversary of getting together as a couple. “It’s today isn’t it?” He said to his beloved, looking back at him with a sheepish smile. “I completely forgot…”

Accordion chuckled and kissed his forehead for a moment before pulling away. “We’ve been so busy, there hasn’t been any time to be together.” He said softly. “But today, it’s our day. We’ll spend it together, just you and I.”

Violin smiled back, blushing and giggling as he tilted his head up to kiss his husband on the lips, who kissed him back deeply. At that moment, time seemed to stand still for the couple. The music faded in the background, the ticking of the clock slowed and stopped, and the humming of the Airship’s engines disappeared entirely. As they pulled away from the kiss and pressed their foreheads together, they listened to each other’s deep breathing, feeling the rise and fall of their chests, the smell of light cologne on their necks (waterfall and lavender), to their hearts beating in rhythm. 

Violin’s fingers brushed the back of Accordion’s neck, tracing the lines of his burns marks, the lines he knew like the back of his hand after spending so many years with him. His hands wandered to Accordion’s shoulders, where he gently squeezed them and felt the tension slip away instantly. The tension in his own shoulders relaxed, knowing that he and his husband would be okay. He closed his eyes with a smile, humming quietly under his breath.

While his hands shook ever so slightly, Accordion held Violin’s cheek in his gloved hand. Although his own hands were gone, stolen and ripped away on their wedding day, he was still ever so grateful for the chance to even hold his beloved’s face in his hands. With the magic that enhanced his prosthetics, he could feel the warmth of his husband’s skin in the palm of his hands, sending shivers through his arms and into his heart. He closed his eyes with a smile, humming quietly under his breath.

The couple slowly moved back into their slow waltz, as their magic reacted to their combined humming. They turned slowly in a circle, still holding each other close, as a soft red and blue glow surrounded their bodies and made each of their hairs shine like the colors of the galaxy. Accordion’s long black-raven hair lifted itself into the air, revealing dark hues of blues, purples and greens mixed together with small sparkling stars dotted among them like splattered paint on a canvas underneath. They slowly spread out as Trent’s black, short curly hair also started to change, with the hues of red, gold and orange blending into a seamless pattern of the galaxy, with the small white sparkling stars dotted inbetween.

They continued their dance, humming a bit louder as they let themselves enjoy the moment they were having. The room around them disappeared, the colours shifting into a new environment for them: the sandy shore of a beach, the lapping waters of the ocean just barely reaching their feet, the various and colorful seashells hiding beneath the sand or poking through, glistening from the salty sea, and the moon shining ever so brightly above them, its starry children twinkling back down on them. This was where they first confessed to each other, a memory they would forever cherish till the end of their lives.

Accordion and Violin then stood still, finishing the song that they hummed together. As they did, they leaned in for another kiss, holding each other for a moment longer, until they parted to catch their breath. Once they opened their eyes, they were back in the Diamond Lounge as if they had never left. The ticking of the clock had resumed its monotonous rhythm, the moon and the stars were hidden by rolling gray clouds, and the Airship’s engines filled their senses once more like a shockwave at their feet.

Accordion sighed and closed his eyes, rubbing them with his fingers. “Damnit…” He muttered under his breath. “I wanted that to go on for a bit longer to...” He paused before he sighed and looked at Violin apologetically. “I’m sorry, luv.”

Violin gave his husband a soft smile and gave him a quick peck on his lips. “Don’t be. It was wonderful to be in that space again, with just the two of us.” He said in a whisper, leaning his head against his chest once more. He sighed as well, looking down with a small frown. “Although, maybe you’re right…I do wish we could have had more time to…well…you know…”

The taller Toppat held Violin close to them, reaching up to rub his back gently. “To fuse in that space?” 

Violin hesitated before he sighed and nodded. He clenched his fists as he gripped the front of Accordion’s jacket in his hands. “I know we said we wouldn’t. Not unless it was an emergency, but…” He looked up at him, a somber expression in his eyes. “I do miss being together in that way.”

Accordion hummed, resting his head against Violin’s. “I know, Tre-Tre. I do too.” He admitted, causing Violin’s eyes to widen. He chuckled sadly, gently pressing his head against his again. “It’s been so long since we fused. But being in that space again…It did almost feel like we were them again, didn’t it?”

Violin smiled at him with a soft chuckle. “It did.” He said quietly, sighing softly. “One day, we’ll be able to do it again. I know it.”

They giggled between themselves until they felt something push at their backs. They turned around and saw their music notes, both red and blue, hitting them and moving so fast up and down, it looked like they were going to launch themselves out of the room with how angry they were acting.

The spirits’ laughter at the music notes antics reminded Accordion of the plan, and he laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head. “Sorry guys, we got a bit carried away.” He said, carefully petting his music notes. “We didn’t mean to worry you when we stepped out like that.”

“Clearly.” Shane said from the side with his arms crossed, before he was punched in the shoulder by Manuel. He stuck his tongue out at his boyfriend before moving over to where he had created a guitar. “Come on, we don’t have all night! You wanna keep dancing or what?”

The husbands looked at each other before smiling and holding each other’s hand, a blush on both their faces.

“We really should.” Accordion said as he took Violin’s hands in his again before he chuckled. “But let’s make sure we enjoy ourselves. We don’t usually get to do this.”

Violin hummed in agreement and let his husband take the lead, as they started another dance with their music notes surrounding them. The Music Dragon spirits looked at each other with smiles, but they could feel the couple’s disappointment from not being able to fuse. Although they couldn’t do anything about it, they concentrated on playing their instruments with the time they had left. It was a special day to their friends after all, and they deserved to enjoy it as much as possible away from prying eyes.

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(Song used: Like You Do by Joji)


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2 years ago

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories? For all!

[TW: Blood & injuries !]

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When joker was 10, he went to the beach for the first! His favorite part was the sunset! 🌅

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For toxic at 12, they went to a garden center and saw beautiful flowers! 🌺

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For rainbow at 15, she won her first gold medal at roller derby. But, she did broke her nose, wrist and lost 3 of her teeth… 🏅

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Void at 23, at her first date with rainbow, she and her broke into private property to watch shooting stars! They both got caught, but in the end… it was way too fun to care! 🌟

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Please make sure you ask again!

☺️


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1 year ago

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: *Grasps for air* I’m alive Bitches!

*See that Jasper has poison & tries to crawl away*

TikTok
Italian pizza gone wrong #pizza #cooking #italy

For both @capturecharlesau & @lovelygirlnicole15 !

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Bon appétit, you guy…!

*Books to the exit while snickering*

[I'm so sorry, I just had to when I saw this…] 😄😅


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3 months ago

{𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 & 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫}

[TW: Flirting, Small Cursing and Implied Parental Neglect]

[The Music Husbands (mentioned) belongs to @bluetorchsky !]

(I know Joker's birthday late but I was busy… so I’m killing two birds with one stone!)

{𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 & 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫}

Maddie and Joker were walking together down the hallway, both holding shopping bags. “Don’t you think we brought too much stuff?” Joker asked nervously as he looked at bags in both of their hands. “If you ask me, we didn’t buy enough. You should see the bags I get on a shopping spree with the girls!” Maddie smirked at her cousin. “So, why didn’t you tell anyone including your own DADS?”

Joker's nervousness shifted to fear as he began to avoid eye contact. “I didn’t think it was important-” “Bullshit.” Maddie interrupted him, glaring daggers at him. Joker sighed softly in defeat. “I… didn’t want to be a annoying like my dad used to tell me and it wasn’t even a big deal.” He said with a weak smile. Maddie dropped her bags and softly but firmly on his shoulders. “One, FUCK you for thinking that,” She bluntly insults. “Two, they adopted you. They cared for you AND both of them fought tooth and nail to YOU when you were in danger.” Maddie said, still holding him. “So yeah, I pretty fucking sure they-” She was one that was interrupted when Joker hugs her tight, softly sobbing a little.

“Thanks, I needed that.” He said with a smile, some tears running down his face. “You’re welcome, but now you look like a cry baby!” She light hearted teases. “Shut up!” Joker pushes her away playfully while wiping his tears away. They both laugh together that grabbed the attention of coworker they knew. “Be right back, I gonna do something real quick!” She says to Joker as she walks towards the worker. “Hey cutie~ It’s my birthday but me and my cousin’s arms hurt…” She cutely whimpered as she got closer. “I was hoping you could help us. We could use a big, strong guy like you~” She purrs softly with pleading eyes. “So, you please carry these bags for us? I’ll give you a kiss if you do~” The man’s face burned red as he immediately grabbed the bags. “Of-f course, ma’am!” He said with a shaky voice.

“Good boy~ Now, let’s go to the bar cause this bitch need her milkshake!” Maddie says as she points in front of her. She turns around to see a impressed Joker staring in awe. “Hey, dork!” Maddie shouts at him making him jump. “You coming or what?”


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3 months ago

{Pinned Post!}

Age: 17!

Are in multiple fandoms!

Is equipped with autism and ADHD!

[Basic DNI but DON'T be disrespectful or gross!]

[🚧This is a WIP for now.]


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