I don’t know if I should feel bad or glad that we all feel this…
[TW: Cursing, Mentioned loss of limbs, Death Threats and Implied death.]
[𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨 belongs to @00lari00 , 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 & 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳 belongs to @capturecharlesau ,𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 belongs to @jaytoons7 , 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 & 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐨 belongs to @bluetorchsky , and 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 and 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 belongs to me!]
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𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Hiya! Nice lounge, Italy boi! X3
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲: Oh, you must be one of Maddie‘s friends!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Yep! But, I have one small question..!
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲: Of course! Ask away, Mio amico!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: So, I heard Maddie that your husband was brought back to life, meaning that he was dead, right..?
[While Danny nodded in agreement, he didn’t notice that his lover, Crusher had already been in the room to intentionally ears drop on their conversation with a mug of coffee in his hands.]
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: So, that means you make out with a corpse, right? \:<
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲: Well, ye- EXCUSE ME?!
[Crusher face burned red as he chokes on his drink, Danny just stood there with his eyes wide open, his face steaming red.]
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Am I wrong?
𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲: W-well… You see… It’s DEFINITELY not like that!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Oh, Really? But, he used to be dead… Why are your faces re-
𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫: WOW, LOOK AT THE TIME!!! WE NEED TO DO IMPORTANT WORK STUFF, RIGHT NOW!!! BYE FOREVER!
[He immediately grabbed his husband and booked it out the room, leaving Riley alone. Riley responded by flopped on to the couch, to search for some crumbs to eat. But before she even got a chance to, Maddie stormed in with a bitten chain leash.]
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: I WAS RUNNING AROUND THIS DAMN SPACE STATION FOR 40 MINUTES!!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: You'll never take me alive, sucker! >:3
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: Oh, really because *Yawns* I got you where I want yo-
[As soon as she opened her eyes, Riley was gone without a trace… Maddie whines as she stares at the empty space, before she starts running away to the moth once again.]
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: How does she keep doing that?!
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𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Hi! :3
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: Oh, hi there! How can I help you?
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: I just wanted to say a little cute idea, want to hear about it?
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: Sure! What is your idea?
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: If you lose your arms, then you would a matching couple!
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: Sorry for asking but…HOW is that… cute?
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: So, you can grab some pretty charms and stickers for your new prosthetics! Like one of those peanut butter and jelly stickers! Pretty cute idea, huh? :D
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: That’s sweet of you… but I don’t losing my arms is a good idea…
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Boo. |:<
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: Excuse me?
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Nothing… :|
[Violin raises his eyebrow in confusion, until his husband strolls into the room, grabbing his attention, but before he even had a chance to speak… Riley was already chewing on his prosthetic.]
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: *Mouth-full* Your arm taste like rocks! :3
𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐧: Thank you…? Now, can you… let go of my prosthetic?
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! WHEN I FIND YOU, I’LL CHAIN YOU TO A TREE AND BEAT YOU LIKE A FUCKING BIRTHDAY PIÑATA!!!
[Riley's atenas shot up in heartbeat as she released her fangs from his mostly metal arm and crawled into the air vents.]
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: What did you even do?!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: I may have drank her milkshake and spat some at her to get away. >:3
𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐧: Why did you-
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Gotta go, bye!
[She crawls away before he could request a answer. Accordion sighs in defeat, but glances at the small but visible bites on his arm.]
𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐧: How do I explain this to the chief?
𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧: You could hide them with cute stickers.
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𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: *Hanging upside down* Hello, person! :]
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: Gah, who are you?!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: I'm Riley! Green goggles, cool gloves… You must be Polo! :D
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: How do you know my name..?
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Maddie told me about you, saying that you’re a nerdy weirdo like me! :D
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: NERDY?!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Who's the cute boi under your desk? :>
[Benz was napping delightfully under his desk, Polo’s entire face was covered in heavy blush.]
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: W-well, he was tired a-and I wanted to-
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: You didn’t answer my question, you simp! >:[
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: I'M NOT A-
𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳: Den Mund halten! I'm trying to sleep… Who’s she and how did she get in here?
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: Benz, I am so sorry for waking you up! I didn’t realize that I was-
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Guys, look!
[Polo spins around to his horror as he stares at a violently, bubbling chemical was in her hands.]
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: All I did was pour some pop rocks in it, isn’t that awesome! :D
𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐨: Yeah, awesome…! If you could just-
𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳: Give it to him, he can make it 100 times awesome…!
𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲: Wait a minute, what if I add ALL of my pop rocks?! >:D
𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐇: WAIT, NO STOP!!!
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𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: My legs hurt… Mom, can I get a milkshake?
[Calypso ignore the question and continue to clean her bar, Maddie responds by softly growls at her.]
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: Mom, may I PLEASE have a milkshake…?
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐨: There it is, now was that so hard?
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: No…
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐨: Now, what do you say?
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: Thank you…
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐨: What was that, sugar?
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: Thank you… Mom.
[Calypso rewarded Maddie with a milkshake and a grin. As she was about to take a sip, a thundering bang came from just below the floor they were on. The two stared at each other until Calypso was the first to say something.]
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐨: Should we check on them…?
𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞: Nope, if it has nothing to do with us, then walk away… And, it’s probably safer if we stay up here… Trust me.
[Maddie exhaustingly drinks her milkshake as Calypso just stares in confusion and worry, but she chose not to ask for her own sanity…]
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I hope you liked it! A little fun fact, Maddie is now adopted by Calypso! :D
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Today's my adventurous little journalist's birthday (Which isn't the same as the day she was created btw)!
She's enjoying a chocolate cupcake Jay got her from the bakery, Since she loves those!
Everybody wish her a very happy birthday and please tell her to stop throwing herself into dangerous situations to get a news story!
If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better!
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Thank you! ☺️
Florence, Violin (Text) belongs to @bluetorchsky
Amelia Copperbottom belongs to @androidcharles
Toppat!Cameron belongs to @rarestdoge
Joker belongs to @1st-lil-poet
Note 1: Florence is seeing Hiccup with a "new friend :0" face, there's absolutely nothing between the two baby boys... Unless you wanna see it like it.
Note 2: A little while ago Toxic and Joker pull a prank on Milfra by forcing her to eat a watermelon pizza, but she ended up intoxicated (she got stomachache sick for three days), causing them to receive a huge hatred towards Milfra (not only for disrespecting the Italian culture since Milfra is Italian but also because they got Milfra get a terrible stomachache for three days).
*Pulls out a chainsaw, stepping in front of Terrence*
Karma: Try something, I dare you…
*Looms over Terrence while staring at his soul*
Karma: You golden boy looking, mr. grinch wannabe smiling, no hairline having BITCH! >:]🖕
[P.S Karma is my icon character & has a smart mouth.😁]
Here
And lemme get this straight: You traumatize her... And i will kill you >:(
She's too fragile to be traumatize >:c
*Hides is a bush*
I'm watching you >:(
Specially you Terrence!! >:C
Don’t worry Terrence won’t do ….
…..ANYTHING…..
….to her….
For @capturecharlesau !
Sorry, Danny you have to see this…
*Joker & Toxic laughing hard in the background.*
True…
the only reason i'm on insta anymore is to follow wildlife accounts and use their photos for memes
𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: Thank you, magical fox…
*Joker takes the blow pops*
𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: Now, you shall get head pats.
*Pets the fox*
*Toxic holding a leash on Joker… Who was violently vibrating with excitement*
The fox was surprised by Joker's excitement. Nevertheless, It hands you both some Blow Pops!
Thank you, she looks absolutely adorable! And would you like to know?
Happy [late?] birthday brah!!!
You got a oc?
Yes! If you’re asking about osc, I have more than two!
I’ll post their bios later! Don’t worry, it’s actually today and thank you! ☺️
Al Kohaul x Fred Worst, please!
[Take your time!]
All right I wanna draw some thsc ships..but ONLY the rare one!, sooo Gimme them...NOW!