Send Me A Ship And I'll Give You My (brutally) Honest Opinion On It

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: Scottie, if you ban me… I’ll tell your dads that you were swearing in front of Bucket.

*Flutters their eyes at Scottie, grinning*

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: And, we both know that you don’t want THAT to happen, right…?

>:]

After this WHOLE situation

Scottie: Toxic for FUCK sake! You need to stop doing all these bullshit in MY kitchen!! Look at Danny and Milfra! Now the two of them are not only intoxicated but also they will need a FUCKING rest for a GOD DAMN week!! You are so banned from this kitchen!!

I'm sorry @1st-lil-poet and @capturecharlesau but I HAD to do this.

Ft. Scottie Anderson (he belongs to @jaytoons7 )

{Knife family Chaos}🔪

[TW: Cursing]

Gift for @jaytoons7 ,Check them out!

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Wilhelm: [Pissed ] “Kids. Bed. Now, I want to talk to your father.”

Slice: [Scared for dear life] “No kids, stay… please stay.”

Wilhelm: [Points to the door] “Go!”

Slice: “Stay!”

Wilhelm: “Go!”

Slice: [Sweating] “Stay…!”

Wilhelm: [Stares the kids down] “You, go…!”

Slice: “Scottie, stay!”

Wilhelm: “Now!”

Slice: “Bucket, don’t move!”

Slice: [Tearing up with fear] “Kids, Stay!”

Wilhelm: [Grabs slice in a headlock] “Get out of here or I’m gonna-”

Slice: [Screaming & crying] “ Don’t leave me!”

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Slice: [After Scottie threw knives] “You know what, you’re in timeout! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!”

Scottie: [on top of said fridge] “This place is a Fucking nightmare!!!

Joker: *Terrified* Yeah… Adorable…

Toxic: It’s like me in middle school all over again...

[Toxic used to watch a LOT of horror movies in middle school, even dragged poor Joker into it.]

Toxic and Joker (Ocs belong to @1st-lil-poet ) wanted to prank hatāśā by fooling him to watch a MLP Infection Au thinking it was a cute and wholesome MLP series, BUT, they forgot that hatāśā was born with a mental illness that makes him see everything as a fun game, even the most horrifying thing, so I guess their prank went wrong.

You deserve it!

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Gift for @bluetorchsky !

Echo & jingle!

Joker made the robotic bodies for them!

This is after both Toxic & Joker gone soft.

[Birthday gift for @jaytoons7 , I wonder how long he can run for…]

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𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫: Where’s Maddie? 

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜: She’s chasing after Jay.

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞, who is slowly becoming Heartbreaker: LET ME GIVE YOU YOUR GIFT, GODDAMNIT!!! STOP RUNNING FROM ME!!!

{A lil Hiccup} 🪗

A LATE collab with @bluetorchsky !

[TW: Cursing & Implied Violence.]

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“Where is it?!”

Accordion was walking up and down the halls, looking for something. He knew he will talking a lot in the meeting. So of course he had to find it, he can’t be hiccuping every 5 seconds that be embarrassing. Even the thought of it made his guts turn. He snapped out of his thoughts when his catches something shiny.

It was his flask, but why was it in the…? “Crap, I’m going to be late!” He thought looking at the time on the clock. Without thinking he grabbed the flask and booked it to the room where the meeting is taking place.

[1 hour later…]

*hic*

*hic*

*hic*

“Where was that coming from?” Reginald asked as he searched for the source, looking around the room. “Reg, I think I found your answer.” Right replied to his question, using his head to point out the source. Reginald raised one eyebrow but turns to only Accordion who’s face was deep red. *hic* Reginald shot up in surprise. He couldn’t believe it, Accordion the quiet one… hiccups? He just stood there like he was frozen in stone. “Love, it’s rude to stare!” Rhm chuckled at his husband’s shook. “Oh, Shut up or you’ll be sleeping somewhere else tonight.” *hic*

[2 Hours later…]

“Ok, no offense but the hiccuping is getting annoying.” Burt says frowning, pointing out the fact HE was hiccuping… for 3 WHOLE HOURS! *hic* “Wait, where’s V” Burt asked, referring to Violin was no way to be seen. “He left, dumbass.” Kurt responded to the question without looking away from his phone. “Why… did he leave?” He hesitated to ask. *hic* “Look, I fucking know, alright!” Kurt spat out annoyed. “He just left as soon after he smelled that stupid flask!”

As soon as the words came out he’s mouth, a blue haired boy went flying in through the walls, landing on the main table with a bang. *hic* They all sat there as they all saw Joker with multiple bruises on his face, crawling away for dear life. But unfortunately, Violin was speed walking after him. “Wait stop, I said I was sorry!” Joker screamed desperately at Violin. “HELP! I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!!”

“Chief, should we… save him?” Reginald & RHM stared at each other for a moment, then turned back to Burt.

“Nope, he made his own fate…”

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[So sorry it’s late, I forgot about the time I was supposed to get this done! 😅]

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

For Joker and Toxic!

[TW: Implied Emotional Harm, Self Harm & Self Testing…]

{Joker}🃏

He has two sides, girly side & mystic side. He wants to keep his powers under wraps for all causes. But, for his girly side the last time he showed his self. Maddie & her friends broke him down.

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{Toxic}☢️

But, on their side. They’re immune to pain, so sometimes he gets hurt on purpose. Some occasions, he tests some of his poisons on himself just to see what happens… And the worst part is not even Joker knows about his “habits”.

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(Please note to take care of yourselves!)

{Kittycat}🐈

Behold, Toxic as the sneaky kitty!

[That is all… bye!] 

Please be honest!

new ask game <3 who am i to you? (on or off anon, it doesn't matter)

💖- crush /j

❤️- crush /srs

🧡- close friend

💛- friend

💚- queer-platonic squish

💙- acquaintance

💜- its, uhm, well, it's complicated

🖤- i hate you

🤍- you're kind of annoying, but its tolerable

💕- i'd like to be closer

💗- i'd kiss you, but it doesn't mean anything